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[00:01.81]Who does she think she is?[00:04.89]That girl has tangled with the wrong man.[00:06.71]No one says no to Gaston.[00:08.73]Darn right.[00:10.30]Dismissed, rejected...[00:12.60]publicly humiliated.[00:14.28]Why, it's more than I can bear.[00:16.33]More beer?[00:17.40]What for?[00:18.57]Nothing helps.[00:20.22]I'm disgraced.[00:21.34]Who, you?[00:22.38]Never![00:23.78]Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.[00:27.31]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston[00:30.21]Looking so down in the dumps[00:33.60]Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston[00:36.85]Even when taking your lumps[00:39.97]There's no man in town as admired as you[00:43.21]You're everyone's favorite guy[00:46.48]Everyone's awed and inspired by you[00:50.24]And it's not very hard to see why[00:58.28]No... one's... Slick as Gaston[01:03.65]No one's quick as Gaston[01:05.20]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston[01:08.60]For there's no man in town half as manly[01:11.48]Perfect, a pure paragon[01:15.23]You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley[01:17.91]And they'll tell you whose team[01:20.57]They prefer to be on,[01:23.95]No... one's... been like Gaston[01:28.24]A kingpin like Gaston[01:29.65]No one's got a swell cleft[01:31.55]In his chin like Gaston[01:33.40]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating[01:37.60]My, what a guy, that Gaston[01:40.61]Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"[01:43.46]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips[01:48.79]No... one... Fights like Gaston[01:52.90]Douses lights like Gaston[01:54.74]In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston[01:58.13]For there's no one as burly and brawny[02:01.31]As you see, I've got biceps to spare[02:04.71]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right[02:08.48]And every last inch of me's covered with hair[02:12.70]No one hits like Gaston[02:13.21]Matches wits like Gaston[02:14.82]In a spitting match,[02:16.47]nobody spits like Gaston[02:18.28]I'm especially good at expectorating[02:22.40]Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston![02:25.90]When I was a lad[02:26.78]I ate four dozen eggs[02:28.43]Every morning to help me get large[02:31.63]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs[02:35.70]So I'm roughly the size of a barge[02:41.23]No... one... Shoots like Gaston[02:46.30]Makes those beauts like Gaston[02:47.68]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston[02:51.40]I use antlers in all of my decorating[02:55.50]Say it again[02:56.55]Who's a man among men?[02:58.90]And then say it once more[02:59.64]Who's the hero next door?[03:01.37]Who's a super success?[03:02.98]Don't you know? Can't you guess?[03:04.41]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on[03:07.70]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down[03:15.90]And his name's G-A-S- T -[03:22.61]G-A-S-T - E -[03:24.96]G-A-S-T-O - oh![03:27.90]Gaston!