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[00:00.00] 作词 : Tim Minchin[00:00.45] 作曲 : Tim Minchin[00:00.90][HEALER] I have a degree[00:02.32][PHIL CONNORS] That's nice[00:03.20][HEALER] In alternative therapy[00:04.94][PHIL] Okay[00:05.49][HEALER] Took an online course for a week or two[00:08.26][PHIL] Maybe we should--[00:09.00][HEALER] I think we should begin with a nice bit of Reiki[00:12.20][PHIL] Reiki?[00:12.79][HEALER] Unblock your Chi[00:14.06][PHIL] What's Chi?[00:14.68][HEALER] It's doo be doo be tra la la[00:16.34]It's holistic therapy[00:18.11][PHIL] What does that mean?[00:18.93][HEALER] It's energy[00:20.12]Vibrations and something magnets[00:22.06]And doo-be-diddly-pom-pom-pom[00:23.82]Now piss[00:24.52][PHIL] What?[00:24.88][HEALER] Piss[00:25.56][PHIL] I just--[00:26.03][HEALER] Piss into this[00:27.16][PHIL] I don't have--[00:27.68][HEALER] I'll analyze your isotopes[00:29.45]And something, something, quantum, quantum[00:31.88][PHIL] I'm stuck[00:32.60]I'm just--[00:33.40][NATUROPATH] I think you're allergic to gluten[00:35.62][PHIL] Stuck, I'm[00:36.58]It's like I feel like I'm trapped in a loop[00:39.31]Like I'm unstuck in time[00:40.85][NATUROPATH] Well I think cutting out gluten[00:42.38][PHIL] I'm...[00:42.82][NATUROPATH] Is the smartest solution[00:44.03][PHIL] Fine[00:44.58][NATUROPATH] That or a diet of soup[00:46.30][PHIL] Soup?[00:46.99][NATUROPATH] Made of rhino foreskin[00:48.33][PHIL] I think I've lost my mind[00:49.58][NATUROPATH] How about[00:50.23][PHIL] I can't seem to find my way out of[00:51.78][NATUROPATH] An enema?[00:52.56][PHIL] What?[00:53.25][NATUROPATH] Would you like an enema?[00:54.66][PHIL] Existentially, I'm --[00:55.90][NATUROPATH] Some essential oils[00:57.27][PHIL] Essentially, I'm --[00:58.01][NATUROPATH] Organic teas[00:59.41][PHIL] Who needs enemas with friends like -- ?[01:02.64][HEALER & NATUROPATH] I don't even know if I believe what I'm sayin'[01:06.03]This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's payin'[01:09.78]Statistically he might as well be sittin' home and prayin'[01:13.46]For all the good that I can do[01:15.98]I don't have a frickin' clue what I'm doin'[01:18.66]Though there are things that we just don't know[01:21.39]It doesn't mean you shouldn't give giving an answer a go[01:25.90][NATUROPATH] Now open your buttocks to a wee bit[01:28.05][PHIL] I'm not sure how this will help[01:29.69][HEALER & NATUROPATH] Just want to get to the bottom of it[01:32.91][PHIL] I'm stuck[01:33.62]I'm just stuck[01:35.36][PSYCHIATRIC PHARMACOLOGIST] I have a PhD[01:37.30][PHIL] Finally[01:38.04][PHARMACOLOGIST] In psychiatric pharmacology[01:39.99]I specialize in mental illness --[01:41.89][PHIL] Good[01:42.53][PHARMACOLOGIST] In cows[01:43.30][PHIL] What?[01:43.76][PHARMACOLOGIST] Let's treat your depression[01:45.61]With a course of Fluoxitol[01:46.93][PHIL] I'm not depressed[01:48.36][PHARMACOLOGIST] You're not?[01:49.16][PHIL] No![01:49.67][PHARMACOLOGIST] You must be delusional[01:51.02]So take some Acepromazine[01:53.09]And a couple of Clocapromine[01:55.02]And widely I'd advise ya[01:56.74]To try this tranquilizer[01:58.51]Although maybe you should just take half[02:01.43][PHIL] Okay[02:02.13][PHARMACOLOGIST] It says whole ones for cows[02:03.92][PHIL] I'm not a --[02:04.41][PHARMACOLOGIST] And half for calves[02:05.65][PHIL] Right[02:06.02][HEALER, NATUROPATH & PHARMACOLOGIST][02:06.67]I don't even know if I believe what I'm sayin'[02:09.13]This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's payin'[02:12.74]Statistically he might as well be sittin' home and prayin'[02:16.63]For all the good that I can do[02:18.92]I don't have a friggin' clue[02:21.18][SCIENTOLOGIST] In my medicine cupboard[02:22.66]There's a bunch of L. Ron Hubbard[02:25.02][ALA GUY] There are only twelve steps and they shouldn't take long[02:28.39][NATUROPATH] We just need a sample of[02:30.62]Your stool and your semen[02:32.26][PRIEST] You have Satan within you[02:33.84]We must exorcise your demons[02:36.50][PHARMACOLOGIST] Take this pill[02:37.40][SCIENTOLOGIST] Read this book[02:38.19][NATUROPATH] Eat your vegetables uncooked[02:39.45][HEALER] It's your karma[02:40.53][NATUROPATH] It's just toxins[02:41.58][PHARMACOLOGIST] It's for constipated oxens[02:43.83][ALL EXPERTS] Well that ought to loosen you up[02:47.17][PHIL] I am stuck[02:50.04]Shit, okay[02:50.81][PHIL & EXPERTS][02:51.13]One: I'm still sleeping and this (I don't even know if I believe )[02:53.86]I'm just dreaming (what I'm sayin')[02:55.08](This guy is clearly nuts but he )[02:55.51]And two: it's a prank, and (is desperate and he's payin')[02:57.12]everyone's in on it (Statistically he might as well )[02:59.20](be sittin' home and prayin')[02:59.92]Three: it's a flashback from (For all the good that I can do, I )[03:01.76]when I was twenty and ate (don't have a frickin' clue what )[03:03.67]magic mushrooms and thought (I'm doin')[03:05.24]I was Aquaman[03:06.84]Four: it's some kind of reality (Though there are things that )[03:09.45]show (we just don't know)[03:10.53]Five: it's amnesia (It doesn't mean you shouldn't )[03:12.42]Six: it's a stroke (give giving an answer a go)[03:14.03](You just have to open your)[03:16.32]I think I am losing my my... (mind)[03:18.28][EXPERTS] That'll be five hundred bucks[03:19.39][PHIL] What the f--[03:20.09][PRIEST] A check is fine[03:21.04][PHIL] Fine[03:21.81][HEALER] Karma[03:23.05][AA GUY] Toxins[03:23.98][NATUROPATH] Enema[03:24.85][PHARMACOLOGIST] Oxen[03:25.85][PRIEST] Jesus[03:26.78][SCIENTOLOGIST] Xenu[03:31.86][GUS & RALPH] Alcohol![03:34.15]
