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[00:01.050]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the lord said into the Nephites,
[00:05.672]"I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
[00:12.007]but there's an answer in Christ."
[00:16.225]NABULUNGI: You see? This book can help us!
[00:20.724]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
[00:24.300]No, wait. I didn't lie. I just use my imagination.
[00:31.672]And it worked!
[00:33.747]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again,Arnold.
[00:36.006]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
[00:37.051]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're streching the truth again and you know it-
[00:40.322]JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:42.587]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith?
[00:43.746]SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie!
[00:45.645]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie!
[00:46.957]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold.
[00:49.147]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
[00:50.333]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
[00:53.340]Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[00:56.134]When you fib, there's a price.
[01:00.429]MIDDALA: Nah, this is bullshit!
[01:02.765]The story I've been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin.
[01:08.200]I'm going to go and rape a baby.
[01:10.687]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
[01:13.599]MIDDALA: Why not?
[01:14.430]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is definitely against God's will!
[01:16.738]MIDDALA: Says who?
[01:17.900]Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby? Huh?
[01:23.019]Nowhere!
[01:26.182]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh...Behold!
[01:27.737]The lord said to the Mormon prephet Joseph Smith,
[01:30.037]"You Shall NOT have sex with that infant!"
[01:34.331]Lo! Joseph said,"Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
[01:39.105]The Lord said,
[01:40.000]"If you lay with that infant, you shall... burn in the fiery pits of Modor!"
[01:49.921]MIDDALA: Really?
[01:51.474]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-huh. Uh-huh."A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:58.328]I shall give onto you... a... a frog!"
[02:02.069]And thus, Joseph laid with that frog and his AIDS was no more!
[02:07.940]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again,Arnold.
[02:10.956]You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus.
[02:14.214]HOBBITS: You can't just say what you want, Arnold.
[02:16.340]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: C' mon Hobbits!
[02:17.567]ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole.
[02:20.429]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again, kind of.
[02:23.604]But this time it's helping a dozen people!
[02:27.140]There's nothing so bad because this time,
[02:29.730]I'm not committing a sin just by making up again, right?
[02:33.880]ALL: NO!
[02:34.670]NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
[02:36.702]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What it is?
[02:37.420]NABULUNGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's p***y!
[02:40.477]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh???
[02:41.144]GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting.
[02:42.811]But the women have to be circumcised if what the general wants.
[02:46.330]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
[02:49.757]GOTSWANA: How do you know? Christ never say nothing about no p***y!
[02:53.482]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Yes, yes he did!
[02:58.600]In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's p***y.
[03:03.370]But right before they did, Jesus had... Boba Fett turn them into frogs!
[03:09.619]GOTSWANA: Frogs?
[03:11.341]ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith?
[03:14.873]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like those frogs!
[03:20.000]For the p***y is the holy amongst all things, said he!
[03:24.297]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold.
[03:26.945](UGANDANS: We're learning the truth!)
[03:27.740]CHORUS: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
[03:30.441](UGANDANS: The truth about God!)
[03:31.176]CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:33.066](UGANDANS: We're going to paradise.)
[03:34.327]CHORUS: When you fib there's a price.
[03:37.405]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:40.520]Who'd believe I could man up this much?
[03:43.756]I'm talking, they're listening.
[03:45.081]My stories are glistening.
[03:46.858]I'm gonna save them all with this stuff.
[03:50.287]You're making things up again, Arnold.
[03:52.705](UGANDANS: Elder prophet man!)
[03:54.000]You're making things up again, Arnold.
[03:55.949](UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!)
[03:57.085]You're making things up again, Arnold.
[03:59.277](UGANDANS: Our savior!)
[04:00.320]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You're making things up again...
[04:02.738]MASTER YODA: Hmmm, up again making things you are-
[04:06.218]ELDER CUNNINGHAM:... Arnold!

文本歌词

ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the lord said into the Nephites,
"I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
but there's an answer in Christ."
NABULUNGI: You see? This book can help us!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
No, wait. I didn't lie. I just use my imagination.
And it worked!
CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again,Arnold.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're streching the truth again and you know it-
JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith?
SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie!
MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
When you fib, there's a price.
MIDDALA: Nah, this is bullshit!
The story I've been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin.
I'm going to go and rape a baby.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
MIDDALA: Why not?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is definitely against God's will!
MIDDALA: Says who?
Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby? Huh?
Nowhere!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh...Behold!
The lord said to the Mormon prephet Joseph Smith,
"You Shall NOT have sex with that infant!"
Lo! Joseph said,"Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
The Lord said,
"If you lay with that infant, you shall... burn in the fiery pits of Modor!"
MIDDALA: Really?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-huh. Uh-huh."A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
I shall give onto you... a... a frog!"
And thus, Joseph laid with that frog and his AIDS was no more!
MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again,Arnold.
You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus.
HOBBITS: You can't just say what you want, Arnold.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: C' mon Hobbits!
ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again, kind of.
But this time it's helping a dozen people!
There's nothing so bad because this time,
I'm not committing a sin just by making up again, right?
ALL: NO!
NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What it is?
NABULUNGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's p***y!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh???
GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting.
But the women have to be circumcised if what the general wants.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
GOTSWANA: How do you know? Christ never say nothing about no p***y!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Yes, yes he did!
In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's p***y.
But right before they did, Jesus had... Boba Fett turn them into frogs!
GOTSWANA: Frogs?
ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like those frogs!
For the p***y is the holy amongst all things, said he!
MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold.
(UGANDANS: We're learning the truth!)
CHORUS: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
(UGANDANS: The truth about God!)
CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
(UGANDANS: We're going to paradise.)
CHORUS: When you fib there's a price.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
Who'd believe I could man up this much?
I'm talking, they're listening.
My stories are glistening.
I'm gonna save them all with this stuff.
You're making things up again, Arnold.
(UGANDANS: Elder prophet man!)
You're making things up again, Arnold.
(UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!)
You're making things up again, Arnold.
(UGANDANS: Our savior!)
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You're making things up again...
MASTER YODA: Hmmm, up again making things you are-
ELDER CUNNINGHAM:... Arnold!