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[00:00.32]I believe in the zodiac[00:01.46]Yeah, I do. I'm a leo. I loved Titanic[00:03.66]Uhh, this is something a little bit more[00:06.14]Something a little bit morbidly ironic[00:07.99]My grandmother, uh, she was a cancer[00:10.76]And she was actually killed by a giant crab[00:15.16][00:19.96]This is a song about the idea of irony, so Strap in.[00:25.26]My dog's stomach was very upset[00:27.26]So I put him in the car and we went to the vet[00:29.68]And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat[00:33.99]Yeah, I said isn't it that ironic?[00:37.84]I adopted a child from overseas[00:40.45]To rescue him from child labor factories[00:43.05]And on his very first birthday[00:45.11]We went to Build-A-Bear Workshop[00:47.45][00:50.91]Isn't that ironic?[00:52.96]Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C[00:57.12]A waterpark is burned to the ground[00:59.67]And a tow truck has broken down[01:02.08]I always used to cry when I laughed[01:04.93]And then I was raped by a clown[01:07.63][01:17.84]I was watching Al Gore on CNN[01:20.57]He was talking and talking and talking, and then[01:23.28]Out of boredom[01:24.65]My pet polar bear shot himself[01:31.88]I dated an animal rights activist[01:33.84]One day she got really pissed[01:36.55]Because I was eating veal[01:38.76]That was wrapped in PETA bread[01:40.95]Get it? Because pita... f**k it[01:42.94][01:44.00]I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C[01:51.12]Yeah, I said[01:52.08]I'm a stand-up comic[01:54.04]But I always sit and slouch[01:56.20]And I got my girlfriend pregnant[01:58.79]On my sterile uncle's pull out couch[02:04.61][02:06.85]I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C, Ironic[02:09.41]Yeah[02:10.76]If everyday you play the board game RISK[02:12.75]You've probably never taken a risk in your life[02:16.15]And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold[02:18.97]On the board game market[02:21.28]And a little kid died from[02:22.88]Suffocation[02:23.54]When he choked on a game piece from[02:25.34]Operation[02:26.05][02:26.49]And I can't grow a beard[02:28.06]But that one's not ironic[02:30.33]That one's just sad[02:36.73]Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant[02:49.75]My grandfather had Alzheimer's[02:52.51]And one day we were...