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[00:00.000] 作曲 : Joe Hawley/Rob Cantor[00:06.684]We need cash[00:09.851]What happened to our stash?[00:12.509][00:14.608]I bought an electric guitar[00:17.504]I rented a shiny car[00:20.711]I went out to lunch[00:23.553]But McDonald's is a thrifty munch[00:26.541][00:26.821]I purchased a random flute[00:29.889]I hired a prostitute[00:33.103]Whatever will we do?[00:35.947]We'll have to think it through[00:38.641][00:40.975]I know, I will start[00:43.725]To sell my body parts[00:46.937]A kidney, or a lung[00:49.925]My liver, or my tongue[00:53.186]I'll distribute them in jars[00:56.072]To people driving cars[00:58.399][01:01.004]I have a better plan[01:03.797]I'll marry a wealthy man[01:07.064]Wouldn't that make you gay?[01:10.086]Not necessari-lay.[01:13.213]That would be okay.[01:16.346]What?[01:17.469][01:19.518]I'll sleep in a separate bed[01:22.129]And I’ll refrain from giving… kisses[01:28.376]We'll be happy for a while[01:31.454]I'll try to comply to his style[01:34.617]And keep his mansion clean[01:37.697]Then I'll kill him and inherit his green[01:40.403][01:40.739]Break it down[01:42.231][01:56.737]It wouldn't be so tough[01:59.581]To sell my girlfriend's stuff[02:02.706]Her computer and her sewing kit[02:05.652]Will go for quite a bit.[02:08.911]That doesn't seem so kind.[02:11.980]I doubt that she will mind[02:14.313][02:16.741]We'll start a fake foundation[02:19.445]A non-profit organisation[02:22.745]We'll say it's for the mute[02:25.681]The blind and destitute[02:28.990]Then we'll get to take[02:31.977]The money that we make[02:35.147]We'll salvage all we can[02:38.229]And take it to Afghanistan[02:40.520][02:41.076]Break it down[02:41.587][02:57.006]Ninjas are totally sweet[02:59.567]So light and nimble on their feet[03:02.868]So good at being bad[03:05.848]I wish I had a ninja for a dad (Kill him, son)[03:09.158]Put your money in the cup[03:11.848]Or this assassin will cut you up[03:15.098]Do not attempt to mess with me[03:18.037]I met a guy who met Bruce Lee…[03:21.629]'s[03:22.003]mother's[03:23.213]cousin's[03:24.702]niece's[03:26.197]brother's[03:27.738]neighbour's[03:29.273]doctor's[03:30.814]ex-boyfriend's[03:32.310]dog.[03:34.127][03:35.664]It won't be hard at all[03:38.320]Making money with a crystal ball[03:41.636]According to the tarot cards[03:44.669]Your body will be torn to shards[03:47.742]The pieces spread around[03:50.583]Your mangled carcass never found[03:53.945]That's all I'll have to say[03:56.881]And then they'll have to pay[03:59.215][04:04.962]I know, I could- (garbled, unintelligible)[04:13.065][04:17.081]Break it down[04:18.761][04:32.880]I'll make the money grow[04:35.443]With my impromptu magic show[04:38.883]Performing in the streets[04:41.907]Death-defying feats[04:45.120]People would shriek and shout[04:47.844]But that's what magic is all about[04:51.335]“My god, is he alright?”[04:54.088]I do this every night[04:56.883][04:59.260]I'll ace the GRE[05:01.919]And harvest a Ph.D[05:05.283]After curing the HIV[05:07.943]I'll collect my royalties.[05:11.350]Do you think you're bright enough?[05:19.294]Let's get his girlfriend's stuff.[05:21.802][05:21.979]Break it down
