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[00:00.00] 作词 : 老番茄/某幻君[00:01.00] 作曲 : 龙根LooperWav.[00:05.13]原唱：老番茄/某幻君[00:07.63]消音伴奏：1个鸡肉饭[00:09.55]翻唱：柚北 梓墨[00:11.36]后期：樱子kuna[00:18.95]墨：[00:20.02]视线开始模糊[00:21.09]空气开始凝固[00:22.24]天气明明热得像火炉[00:23.45]但体感却是零度[00:24.96]哪里有我哪里空气就会无比沉重[00:27.37]我是尴尬之王气氛毁灭者[00:28.61]给每个PARTY上冻[00:29.88]六岁外脚背[00:30.98]抽射吊灯被打出眼泪[00:32.38]十三岁老师把我换到讲台边的座位[00:34.77]从来不阅读空气[00:35.80]越是碰壁[00:36.42]头越是铁[00:37.13]漂亮姑娘叫我小哥[00:38.49]我反手叫她大姐[00:39.84]别人在积攒人气[00:40.68]我呢[00:41.21]主要在气人[00:42.25]别人学江湖仁义[00:43.21]我呢[00:43.71]学搞笑艺人[00:44.72]我该测个情商[00:45.71]找个缓解尴尬的良方[00:47.31]测试结果写着[00:48.42]Emmmmm[00:49.85]没关系没问题[00:50.31]只是个小毛病[00:51.06]不是没治疗的[00:51.66]痊愈的方子[00:52.30]别担心别难过[00:52.91]下午就安排你[00:53.49]把大脑给摘除[00:54.17]扔出了窗子[00:54.75]怎么办难道我[00:55.35]一直都[00:55.84]必须在尴尬的海洋里[00:56.39]游泳[00:56.91]我不懂[00:57.40]尬一生尬到老[00:57.72]这样的一辈子[00:58.34]算不算尬的有种[00:59.61]我是尴尬的KING[01:00.49]得了尴尬的病[01:01.91]SAY WHAT[01:02.73]（北：裤链儿开了兄弟）[01:03.34]DAMN[01:04.40]我是尴尬的KING[01:05.58]得了尴尬的病[01:06.64]SAY WHAT[01:07.81]（墨：你牙上沾了菜）[01:08.56]DAMN[01:08.90]合：[01:09.25]我是尴尬的KING[01:10.48]得了尴尬的病[01:11.95]DOUBLE的尬爆[01:13.00]让我尴尬到不行[01:14.21]我是尴尬的命[01:15.45]尬到结冰尬到时停[01:18.00]DAMN[01:18.83]北：[01:19.45]清早起床[01:20.33]睁开眼睛[01:20.99]踢掉被子[01:21.70]我很热[01:22.29]可乐加点冰[01:23.19]冰块没几个[01:24.13]我是很烦躁[01:25.38]难道又要我发挥个人特色[01:26.66]不太妙[01:27.20]气氛尴尬到[01:28.09]我感觉不到[01:28.67]我的体表的温度[01:30.25]二年级[01:30.76]我很酷[01:31.55]一身紧身背带裤[01:32.77]从小青岛教父[01:33.65]身边一群小弟[01:34.92]只是没料到会滑倒[01:36.13]裤裆出现一条小隙[01:37.69]SHIT ！[01:38.05]没人替我保密[01:39.26]五年级转了校[01:40.59]融入得很快没料到[01:41.98]打闹[01:42.51]嬉笑[01:43.00]男生之间妹有烦恼[01:44.65]那献上千年杀给我最亲爱的homie[01:46.18]但[01:46.74]为什么转过头来是我同桌的闺蜜[01:48.68]（what）[01:49.14]初中时期[01:49.77]老师在背后看我玩手机[01:51.16]高中时期[01:51.82]上篮暴扣给班主任人民肘击[01:53.49]毕业时期[01:54.12]老师同学趴体[01:55.32]我是从来从来不敢去[01:56.07]打开门那可谓是步步惊心[01:57.86]（呀，网红来啦）[01:58.81]我是尴尬的KING[01:59.92]得了尴尬的病[02:01.23]SAY WHAT[02:02.12]（墨：你这穿的是假鞋吗）[02:02.85]DAMN[02:03.63]墨：[02:03.90]我是尴尬的KING[02:04.93]得了尴尬的病[02:06.03]SAY WHAT[02:06.96]（北：你秋裤露出来了）[02:07.61]DAMN[02:08.30]合：[02:08.74]我是尴尬的KING[02:09.86]得了尴尬的病[02:11.35]DOUBLE的尬爆[02:12.31]让我尴尬到不行[02:13.59]我是尴尬的命[02:14.80]尬到结冰尬到时停[02:17.42]DAMN[02:18.51]墨：[02:18.70]OK OK[02:19.51]我的尴尬都是因为点背[02:21.08]微博被舅妈朗读[02:22.30]日记被同桌记背[02:23.50]视频被[02:24.13]放到大屏幕投影[02:25.07]全班公开处刑[02:26.33]年级组长路过[02:27.33]（呀嗬，你还有点出名。）[02:28.67]惊诧地[02:29.15]害怕地[02:29.79]默默地把[02:30.40]帽檐拉下到[02:31.22]遮住双眼里[02:31.98]大大的游移[02:33.01]尴尬[02:33.64]I AM FINE[02:34.26]就当是为生活添了点情调[02:35.99]IT'S ABOUT TIME[02:36.93]和某幻争夺尬王的名号[02:38.38]北：[02:38.65]OK OK[02:39.65]我也算是棋逢对手[02:40.81]妈妈在家里喊我的网名[02:42.14]我想离家出走[02:43.02]在街上被观众认出[02:44.44]我还得接受质疑[02:45.54]某幻跟照片长得不一样[02:47.13]这至今是谜[02:48.34]很尴尬[02:49.06]想戴帽[02:49.45]头却太大[02:50.02]帽子老掉[02:50.79]我知道EMBRASSED怎么拼[02:52.25]COID也忘不了[02:53.20]但那又怎么样[02:54.27]生活里尴尬少不了[02:55.61]至少[02:56.12]我的[02:56.63]尬冰可乐[02:57.21]已经准备好
