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The Most Offensive Song Ever - Kenny McCormick/Mr. Hankey.lrc

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[00:00.00] 作词 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
[00:03.61]Howdy Ho
[00:05.80]The Virgin Mary was sleeping
[00:08.70]When Angel Gabriel appeared
[00:11.21]He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
[00:14.04]and Mary thought that was weird.
[00:17.01]Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
[00:19.60]I blew a guy last year."
[00:22.76]But then Gabriel said to Mary,
[00:25.37]"My child, have no fear."
[00:27.45]Cause, you can suck all the d**k you want
[00:30.00]and still be a virgin, Mary.
[00:33.96]You can suck all the d**k you want
[00:35.87]and still not be considered flawed.
[00:39.24]Although you went to town and sucked some semen down
[00:44.15]You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
[00:50.67]There was no room at the inn
[00:52.77]When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
[00:55.50]But they were so very tired, you see,
[00:57.96]And Mary had to offer a bribe.
[01:01.16]Since she had no money,
[01:03.90]How would she pay for a place to sleep?
[01:06.49]Gabriel appeared to Mary
[01:09.12]And told her not to weep.
[01:11.27]'Cause you can suck all the d**k you want
[01:14.12]and still be a virgin, Mary.
[01:17.63]You can suck all the d**k you want
[01:19.50]and still be the mother of Christ.
[01:22.80]If there's no room at the inn,
[01:25.36]then it's not considered a sin
[01:28.08]so suck my d**k and get the **** away!(laughs
[01:33.17]Then, three wise men did appear
[01:36.86]Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
[01:39.80]They said that they had followed a star
[01:42.56]And missed a woman's touch
[01:45.94]Mary thought she might pleasure them
[01:48.24]But could not take them to bed.
[01:51.63]But again, Gabriel appeared to her
[01:54.82]And this is what he said:
[01:56.94]"You can suck all the d**k you want,
[01:59.85]and still be a virgin, Mary."
[02:03.16]You can suck all the d**k you want
[02:05.31]Every one in the nation.
[02:08.25]****ing ain't no sin
[02:10.85]Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
[02:13.41]And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no p*********n!
[02:18.79]You can suck all the d**k you want
[02:20.71]and still be a virgin, Mary.
[02:23.30]The donkey and the ox and the lambs
[02:26.46]And even the little drummer boy
[02:29.35]folks will remember your name quick.
[02:31.73]To give me all your ****ing love is all I ever asked but
[02:34.74]They'll say 'Damn, that b***h could suck a d**k!'
[02:39.68]They'll say 'Damn, that b***h could suck a d**k!'(you can suck my balls)
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文本歌词
作词 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
作曲 : Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
Howdy Ho
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."
Cause, you can suck all the d**k you want
and still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the d**k you want
and still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.
'Cause you can suck all the d**k you want
and still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the d**k you want
and still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn,
then it's not considered a sin
so suck my d**k and get the **** away!(laughs
Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:
"You can suck all the d**k you want,
and still be a virgin, Mary."
You can suck all the d**k you want
Every one in the nation.
****ing ain't no sin
Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no p*********n!
You can suck all the d**k you want
and still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick.
To give me all your ****ing love is all I ever asked but
They'll say 'Damn, that b***h could suck a d**k!'
They'll say 'Damn, that b***h could suck a d**k!'(you can suck my balls)