New York, Auschwitz and Babies - Louis C.K..lrc

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[00:00.000] 作词 : Louis C.K.
[00:00.094] 作曲 : Louis C.K.
[00:00.189]I hate New York, I really do — I used to love New York, but I hate it now, I really — I’d rather be in Auschwitz than in New York City.
[00:05.502]Honestly, I would. I mean — I mean Auschwitz now. I mean, today Auschwitz.
[00:11.080]Not back when it was open. I mean, now — it’s nice now. There’s a gift shop.
[00:17.454]People go there on purpose. They buy tickets. I think that’s weird…
[00:23.564]That people buy tickets to Auschwitz. That’s weird.
[00:28.805]If you could have told those people back then,
[00:30.133]“People are going to buy tickets to come here.
[00:33.054]Wrap your head around that. Jew.”
[00:42.352]That’s — All right. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, never again, I promise.
[00:48.462]That’s what we say about the Holocaust: Never again, ’cause they killed six million Jews.
[00:55.367]If they only killed, like, 10,000, would it be like, “Okay, two more times,
[00:58.555]and then taper off because it’s a little much.”
[01:03.335]I’ll tell you, I went to Auschwitz — this is a true story, I actually did go to Auschwitz
[01:08.117]because I was doing shows in Poland because I had to go to Poland to do shows.
[01:15.952]So… [Laughter and applause] So…
[01:20.930]I was in Krakow. I was in Krakow, so I went to the camp, and I went there because of a very personal reason —
[01:25.978]because I had family there, I had a lot of family there.
[01:28.367]Forty-four members of my family were in Auschwitz during World War II.
[01:32.087]I mean, they were guards, they worked there.
[01:33.680]No, no, no, no. They were Jews and they died. It’s okay. Don’t be offended.
[01:38.197]It’s true. We lost the whole family there, everybody — the whole — because we were Hungarian Jews.
[01:44.835]My grandfather on my father’s side, he’s the only one who made it;
[01:48.556]the rest them, all 44 of them, went to Auschwitz, which I think they really regretted.
[01:52.805]But that’s — that’s what happened, because the Hungarians sent all their Jews to —
[01:58.382]They didn’t — they weren’t even occupied, Hungary, they’re just like, “Yeah, take — take our Jews.”
[02:01.571]And they sent my whole family there. And they were all — died in Auschwitz, all except for him.
[02:07.524]My grandfather’s the only one who made it. Because he got the **** out of there before it started —
[02:12.502]in the late ’20s, he ****ing smelled that shit and he got the **** out.
[02:16.220]And he went to Mexico. He migrated to Mexico.
[02:19.141]And we found his immigration card. My uncle and I did the family history and we found it.
[02:22.860]It says, “Nationality: Hungarian,” and it says,
[02:27.641]“Religion: Catholic.” And there’s a picture of him like.
[02:30.032][Laughter]
[02:34.283]He’s like, “**** it, they don’t know what a Jew looks like in Mexico — that’s where I’m going!”
[02:36.939]And that’s why I’m alive, because he made that choice. It’s also why I’m not Jewish,
[02:42.517]’cause he was like, “Jew-schmoo, we’re not ****ing Jewish.
[02:45.705]Somos catolicas.” That was my abuelito.
[02:51.282]Became a ****in’ Mexican fast.
[02:55.799]That’s what happened, that’s how he made it.
[02:58.188]Was a fascinating guy, my grandfather. His name was Geza. That was his name.
[03:02.704]And he had a brother named Geza. It’s weird, but I looked it up, and here’s what happened:
[03:10.407]His parents had a baby and they named it Geza, and it died — the baby died.
[03:15.189]So they had another one and they just said, “**** it, Geza, just do it again,”
[03:19.895]because that’s what it was like. Babies died, it was no big deal back then. It was just like, “Yeah, that was a shitty baby. Let’s do another one.”
[03:27.262]“Why’d your baby die?” “Because it sucked — Why does any baby die? At least we found out quick. **** it. This one’s good.”
[03:34.965]That’s what it was like forever until recently.
[03:38.418]The human race was all the good babies and the shitty ones, pbbt! That’s just the way it worked.
[03:42.669]It’s not like that now. Now we save every baby.
[03:46.653]The shittier the baby, the bigger the effort.
[03:49.574]Because we love it, we love saving the shitty babies.
[03:53.294]There’s always a documentary, “Look at this baby. He’s a ****ing mess. Do you see that shit?
[03:57.810]We’re gonna save it, make it live.”
[04:02.325]And the baby’s like, “Please don’t!”
[04:05.247]But we’d rather — we don’t like when babies die, we get more upset when a baby dies. Who knows this baby?
[04:16.138]“Did you hear about Jeff?” No, he was here for one day. Nobody met him.
[04:20.122]And then if you die when you’re old, nobody gives a shit. They’re lie, “Eh, he was here long enough, **** ’em.”
[04:28.622]You ever tell somebody, like, your grandmother di– “My grandmother died.” They’re like,
[04:33.137]“I’m so sorry. How old was she?” “She was 98.” “Oh. So why’d you even tell me?”

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作词 : Louis C.K.
作曲 : Louis C.K.
I hate New York, I really do — I used to love New York, but I hate it now, I really — I’d rather be in Auschwitz than in New York City.
Honestly, I would. I mean — I mean Auschwitz now. I mean, today Auschwitz.
Not back when it was open. I mean, now — it’s nice now. There’s a gift shop.
People go there on purpose. They buy tickets. I think that’s weird…
That people buy tickets to Auschwitz. That’s weird.
If you could have told those people back then,
“People are going to buy tickets to come here.
Wrap your head around that. Jew.”
That’s — All right. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, never again, I promise.
That’s what we say about the Holocaust: Never again, ’cause they killed six million Jews.
If they only killed, like, 10,000, would it be like, “Okay, two more times,
and then taper off because it’s a little much.”
I’ll tell you, I went to Auschwitz — this is a true story, I actually did go to Auschwitz
because I was doing shows in Poland because I had to go to Poland to do shows.
So… So…
I was in Krakow. I was in Krakow, so I went to the camp, and I went there because of a very personal reason —
because I had family there, I had a lot of family there.
Forty-four members of my family were in Auschwitz during World War II.
I mean, they were guards, they worked there.
No, no, no, no. They were Jews and they died. It’s okay. Don’t be offended.
It’s true. We lost the whole family there, everybody — the whole — because we were Hungarian Jews.
My grandfather on my father’s side, he’s the only one who made it;
the rest them, all 44 of them, went to Auschwitz, which I think they really regretted.
But that’s — that’s what happened, because the Hungarians sent all their Jews to —
They didn’t — they weren’t even occupied, Hungary, they’re just like, “Yeah, take — take our Jews.”
And they sent my whole family there. And they were all — died in Auschwitz, all except for him.
My grandfather’s the only one who made it. Because he got the **** out of there before it started —
in the late ’20s, he ****ing smelled that shit and he got the **** out.
And he went to Mexico. He migrated to Mexico.
And we found his immigration card. My uncle and I did the family history and we found it.
It says, “Nationality: Hungarian,” and it says,
“Religion: Catholic.” And there’s a picture of him like.
He’s like, “**** it, they don’t know what a Jew looks like in Mexico — that’s where I’m going!”
And that’s why I’m alive, because he made that choice. It’s also why I’m not Jewish,
’cause he was like, “Jew-schmoo, we’re not ****ing Jewish.
Somos catolicas.” That was my abuelito.
Became a ****in’ Mexican fast.
That’s what happened, that’s how he made it.
Was a fascinating guy, my grandfather. His name was Geza. That was his name.
And he had a brother named Geza. It’s weird, but I looked it up, and here’s what happened:
His parents had a baby and they named it Geza, and it died — the baby died.
So they had another one and they just said, “**** it, Geza, just do it again,”
because that’s what it was like. Babies died, it was no big deal back then. It was just like, “Yeah, that was a shitty baby. Let’s do another one.”
“Why’d your baby die?” “Because it sucked — Why does any baby die? At least we found out quick. **** it. This one’s good.”
That’s what it was like forever until recently.
The human race was all the good babies and the shitty ones, pbbt! That’s just the way it worked.
It’s not like that now. Now we save every baby.
The shittier the baby, the bigger the effort.
Because we love it, we love saving the shitty babies.
There’s always a documentary, “Look at this baby. He’s a ****ing mess. Do you see that shit?
We’re gonna save it, make it live.”
And the baby’s like, “Please don’t!”
But we’d rather — we don’t like when babies die, we get more upset when a baby dies. Who knows this baby?
“Did you hear about Jeff?” No, he was here for one day. Nobody met him.
And then if you die when you’re old, nobody gives a shit. They’re lie, “Eh, he was here long enough, **** ’em.”
You ever tell somebody, like, your grandmother di– “My grandmother died.” They’re like,
“I’m so sorry. How old was she?” “She was 98.” “Oh. So why’d you even tell me?”