[00:11.422]Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh[00:17.741]Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh[00:21.634]I wear women's underwear[00:23.944]And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror[00:26.780]I cross my legs just like a queer[00:29.315]But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah[00:31.984]What defines a straight man's straight?[00:34.686]Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve-ounce steak?[00:37.197]Nah, I'll tell you what a woman loves most[00:40.034]It's a man you can slap but can also stroke[00:43.328]Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked[00:45.356]It's verbatim and it's shakin'[00:49.699]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no[00:51.523]No more getting elated[00:53.150]No more listless invitations[00:56.127]UGH![00:57.904]I live by a hospital[01:00.021]And every day, I go out walking past its sickly windows[01:02.810]I see people dying there[01:05.303]But my tender age makes it hard to care[01:08.345]The incinerator and a big smokestack[01:10.789]It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh (Ha)[01:13.981]All I need is a heart attack, c'mon[01:16.255]Humble my bones with a cardiac (Humble my bones with a cardiac)[01:19.337]Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked[01:22.416]It's verbatim and it's shakin'[01:25.489]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no[01:27.433]No more getting elated[01:28.341]No more listless invitations[01:30.590]For the love of **** (Love of ****)[01:34.435]For the sake of Pete (Sake of Pete)[01:35.654]Did you ever really think you'd love (Ever really think you'd love)[01:37.116]A guy like me? (A guy like me?)[01:38.335]I am the rooster in the morning (Rooster in the morning)[01:39.066]I'm the cock of the day (Cock of the day)[01:40.285]I'm the boxer in the briefs (Boxer in the briefs)[01:41.260]I'm a twelve-ounce steak (Twelve-ounce steak)[01:43.749]Eh-oh, eh-oh[01:44.640]Eh-oh, eh-oh[01:48.510]Yabo, yabo[01:50.835]Yabo, yabo[01:53.543]Yabo[01:55.623]It's verbatim[01:57.393]And yeah, and it's naked[01:59.776]And yeah, and it's shakin'[02:00.761]It shakes, shakes, shakes[02:05.149]Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh[02:09.049]Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh[02:15.144]Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh[02:20.019]Uh-oh, ye-ah