[00:00.000] 作词 : Walter Martin[00:00.764] 作曲 : Walter Martin[00:01.529]I was feelin' weird[00:04.245]I had a half-ass beard[00:06.048]And I'd just about cleared a month of quarantine[00:09.470]Been locked inside with my kids and my bride[00:12.866]And a shrinking supply of dried kidney beans[00:16.314]2 kids I'm home-teachin[00:18.090]In a home I benn bleachin[00:19.919]In a marriage that's screechin' to a grinding halt[00:23.315]My saving got erased[00:24.987]I can't touch my face[00:26.658]And the only place I feel safe is in a webinar[00:30.080]Yeah I've gone a bit LOCO[00:33.920]Spent the morning Cloroxing my last of Budweiser[00:37.316]Yeah I've gone a bit LOCO[00:40.347]Spent all afternoon sanitizing my hand sanitizer[00:45.989]Sure, I tried meditation[00:47.896]But it led to frustration[00:49.777]And vivid visualizations of the end of days[00:53.173]So I tried learning karate[00:55.001]Sighed up for online pilates[00:56.778]But when your life's in the potty it's hard to concentrate[01:00.069]So now I'm sittin' here Scratchin' on my beard[01:03.543]But all this existential fear has set my stomach off[01:06.913]And the main side effect of all this time to reflect[01:10.387]Is we've gone through every last speck[01:12.111]of Charmin Extra Soft[01:13.836]And I've gone a bit LOCO[01:16.735]I clicked the wrong House Party link[01:18.511]and started some family dramas[01:20.601]Yeah I've gone a bit LOCO[01:23.579]Just watched some guy from Death Cab for Cutie[01:25.538]do a concert in his pajamas[01:50.590]But the birds still sing[01:52.340]And the bees still sting[01:54.247]And I still refuse to watch Tiger King[01:57.538]But I've gone a bit LOCO[02:04.435]Yeah I've gone a bit LOCO