[00:00.00] 作曲 : Kaelin Ellis/Wasalu Jaco p/k/a: Lupe Fisaco[00:00.79]So, where should we begin?[00:04.21]Maybe we should begin at the beginning[00:10.01]Sounds fine to me[00:12.25]Dinosaurs came in all colors[00:14.82]They were creatures with different features[00:18.05]Had to teeth to eat ya, they made beds called nests[00:21.34]And laid eggs after they had sex inside 'em[00:24.71]Whether they ate plants or meat is how you could divide 'em[00:27.41]And the Flintstones, they, they used to ride 'em[00:29.81]With tails particularly good for slidin'[00:32.02]But in real life, it probably didn't go down like that (Rrah!)[00:35.49]They probably didn't sound like that, but maybe close[00:39.44]If we are to believe Noah, they didn't really know how to make boats[00:42.67]And they drowned like that[00:44.50]Via paleontology, fossily is how they mostly found like that[00:49.17]Bones in the stones, that's if you soil-dig[00:52.45]But if you oil-rig, they warm up the homes[00:55.22]Power up the cars[00:56.79]In Jurassic Park, it was a zone full of clones[00:59.73]They say they death came from the stars[01:03.09]An asteroid flew down and blowed up the grown[01:05.76]The babies too, the whole family[01:08.54]The entire Brady crew bit the dust like food from the floor[01:12.01]Just imagine one day[01:14.05]All the Cruncheroos was just removed from the store[01:16.88]And not just shooed off the stage, but booed off the tour[01:20.63]If they had lawyers, they coulda sued something for sure[01:23.58]Class actions when that happens, you know the rules[01:27.14]Objections abstained, wrap the snap and gets overruled[01:30.06]Respect the court, this ain't your condo in Toronto[01:32.98]They ran in packs, Brontosaurus ran in hers[01:35.76]Pterodactyls was the birds[01:37.12]The prehistoric conceptual source of the Mighty Morphin' combo[01:40.87]Word, uh, it gets rangerous[01:44.32]Come hit the museum if you wanna hang with us[01:47.48]But mostly just the skeletons[01:49.39]Now if you wanna use brain cave space as a metric for intelligence[01:53.24]Then Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't the smartest of the smartest[01:56.86]But you wouldn't wanna box with the short-armed carnivorous martial artist[01:59.92]You ain't gotta be the sharpest saw to slice the sausage[02:01.75]Of the largest ninja star in all of Harlem[02:03.33]To carve a part into a target, if we arguin'[02:05.98]They say they where we get chickens from[02:08.96]So what came first, ancestors or the chicken's sons?[02:12.17]Skulls flows cross roads like tips and thumbs[02:15.04]In Bruce Lee's gi, tell me to freeze, I might kick your gun[02:17.87]Call it survivin' the ice age[02:20.88]Reptilian, how old?[02:23.64]'Bout two-hundred and forty-two million[02:27.07]Post-Cretaceous, their status was basically wiped from the face[02:30.55]Of our favorite little ball in the skies[02:32.77]Some were small, some were tall, some would crawl, some would fly[02:36.35]But we gotta thank 'em all[02:38.47]'Cause without them, we wouldn't have the malls of Dubai[02:41.71]But they also kinda gave us all a climate change[02:44.94]I ain't tryna blame, just sayin'[02:47.16]Sometimes they go by they science names[02:49.31]Megalosauroidea or Sauropodomorpha, whatever you wanna call 'em[02:53.63]Whether it be Grimlock, Yoshi or Earl Sinclaire[02:56.54]Just remember at one time, this whole world was theirs[03:00.87]