[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Schwartz[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stephen Schwartz[00:00.000]Elphie, now that we're friends[00:02.890]I've decided to make you my new project![00:05.500]You really don't have to do that...[00:07.100]I know, that's what makes me so nice![00:13.480]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I[00:18.210]And let's face it[00:19.510]Who isn't less fortunate than I?[00:22.890]My tender heart tends to start to bleed[00:26.860]And when someone needs a makeover[00:28.452]I simply have to take over![00:30.420]I know, I know exactly what they need![00:36.800]And even in your case[00:40.280]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face[00:44.566]Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed![00:49.780]Follow my lead[00:52.710]And yes indeed, you will be...[01:01.980]Popular![01:03.050]You're gonna be popular![01:06.310]I'll teach you the proper poise[01:08.320]When you talk to boys[01:09.570]Little ways to flirt and flounce[01:11.585]Ooh![01:11.893]I'll show you what shoes to wear![01:13.658]How to fix your hair![01:15.213]Everything that really counts to be...[01:18.290]POPULAR![01:19.697]I'll help you be popular![01:22.750]You'll hang with the right cohorts[01:24.660]You'll be good at sports[01:26.070]Know the slang you've got to know[01:28.425]So let's start[01:29.465]'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go![01:34.710]Don't be offended by my frank analysis[01:37.170]Think of it as personality dialysis[01:39.900]Now that I've chosen to become a[01:41.810]Pal, a sis or an advisor[01:43.820]There's nobody wiser![01:45.386]Not when it comes to...[01:46.680]POPULAR![01:48.340]I know about popular[01:51.110]And with an assist from me[01:52.963]To be who you'll be[01:54.554]Instead of dreary who you were...[01:56.657]Well, are[01:57.730]There's nothing that can stop you[01:58.940]From becoming popu-ler... lar...[02:02.960]la la, la la![02:08.438]We're gonna make you pop-u-lar![02:13.763]When i see depressing creatures[02:16.590]With unprepossessing features[02:19.260]I remind them on their own they have[02:22.620]To - think - of[02:24.720]Celebrated heads of state[02:26.890]Or specially great communicators![02:30.160]Did they have brains or knowledge?[02:32.752]Don't make me laugh![02:34.290]Ha ha![02:34.752]They were POPULAR![02:36.680]Please![02:37.370]It's all about popular[02:39.750]It's not about aptitude[02:41.900]It's the way you're viewed[02:43.343]So it's very shrewd to be[02:46.170]Very very popular[02:48.230]Like ME![02:52.697]Why, Miss Elphaba[02:55.030]Look at you[02:58.410]You're beautiful![03:02.020]I have to go...[03:04.303]You're welcome...[03:06.905]And though you protest[03:09.520]Your disinterest[03:12.663]I know clandestinely[03:19.511]You're gonna grin and bear it![03:20.940]Your new found popularity![03:23.585]Aah![03:25.041]La la, la la![03:29.436]You'll be popular![03:30.630]Just not quite as popular as ME!