Captain's Quarters (feat. The Stupendium & Dan Bull) - Rustage/The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Daniel Rustage
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Daniel Rustage
[00:19.448]"OK,hello.."
[00:20.284]Rustage：
[00:20.911]Welcome to the Captain’s Quarters
[00:22.922]It’s all back in order
[00:23.706]I be getting healthy so i ordered my big mac with water
[00:26.135]Acting cautious
[00:27.128]On my ship you’re trapped, Andorra
[00:28.251]Getting in my way i leave em crushed like they a bag of walkers
[00:30.968]They acting Useless like reddit karma
[00:32.849]They lacking answers
[00:33.737]I’ll make em perish, like I’m Obama
[00:35.278]They crash like java
[00:36.140]I pull the llama
[00:37.107]I be grinding time in stardew valley
[00:38.648]So by now i think i’m qualified to be a farmer
[00:41.234]Never had a ciggy but smoking the competition
[00:43.716]They listen
[00:44.317]The only time i drop the mic is when i’m trippin
[00:46.380]Non-fiction, my blood is mythical
[00:47.556]Biblical, making miracles
[00:48.914]My brother caused a mother****ing flood when he was christened
[00:51.683]Look at all the people who watch me on every friday
[00:54.426]Look at all the rappers that copy my font and typeface
[00:56.829]They be getting bread i be getting Carbohydrates
[00:59.389]When they hear the beat then they be ducking like a sidechain
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[01:03.804]"Oh,good show,good show..."
[01:12.033]The Stupendium:
[01:12.712]A lazy sunday sitting comfy in the country
[01:15.193]When suddenly the butler Humphrey comes to bug me
[01:17.780]The Captain wants some company in the club.
[01:19.504]Lovely jubbly
[01:20.444]You’ve heard of getting smashed?
[01:21.698]I’ll be getting Humpty Dumptied
[01:23.056]Every time I step up in the booth
[01:24.284]I’m supping on suds with a touch of vermouth
[01:25.564]Dunking my tongue in its russet-y hues
[01:26.922]Or some other subtly bubbly fluid
[01:28.150]Intricate mixture of pickling my innards
[01:29.535]And tickling my quill til'I suddenly spew
[01:30.684]Lyrical wizardry
[01:31.520]Spitting my musical missives like "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo"!
[01:33.348]Climbing the drapes
[01:34.289]I’m going ape
[01:34.890]Raising the roof just like Shwabadi do
[01:36.065]'Cause it’s the bear necessities to reap a little hulla-Baloo
[01:38.547]These chaps got the raps on tap
[01:40.193]The Cap, the Chairman and Douglby too
[01:41.525]There’s nothing to do but glug on a couple of rums and a lovely pineapple juice
[01:44.320]Nouveau riche trio here to stir some trouble
[01:46.436]One minute at the bar I’m already seeing doubles
[01:49.100]Or triples, quadruples, you know why they call them tipples?
[01:51.451]'Cause I’m tipping back the spirits
[01:52.836]'Til I’m filled up to the nipples
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[02:03.624]Dan Bull:
[02:04.382]My--
[02:04.931]Rhyme schemes are convoluted
[02:06.106]Some are genius, some are stupid
[02:07.464]And as soon as you should hear them
[02:09.006]Your mind becomes polluted
[02:10.181]I’m the undisputed tycoon of high-falutin’ music
[02:12.558]Providing you with highly putrid views
[02:14.491]No time to mute it
[02:15.406]I’m just too quick
[02:16.033]I can’t just spit on the mic
[02:17.130]I leave it glistening
[02:17.940]Bright with slimy mucous
[02:18.854]Your wife still finds that I’m the cutest...
[02:20.500]And though my pride and hubris invites a looming crisis
[02:23.112]I regardless find the lark just far too amusing to quit
[02:25.802]I might lose a few quid, but I’ll recoup it
[02:28.127]By revealing my new trick
[02:29.172]It’s killing you with half a billiard cue stick
[02:30.948]I haven’t devised a method to monetise it really but fook it
[02:33.508]I just find gratuitous mindless violence soothing, therapeutic
[02:36.330]That’s half the fun, now pass the rum, I’d like a glass of some
[02:38.759]Lining up shots faster than a starting gun
[02:41.267]Slurping it so hard it’s like a harlot’s bum that’s farting cum
[02:44.402]Christ, what the **** have I just done..
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