[00:00.00] 作词 : William Osborne Tucker III[00:01.00] 作曲 : Eban Schletter[00:02.44]Hey everybody,[00:03.64]it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena,[00:06.16]We've got a real special show for you'll tonight,[00:08.93]Featuring my new best pal,[00:11.04]this guy,[00:12.52]He is an idiot,[00:17.61]So what are we going to sing about,SpongeBob?[00:21.15]We are going to sing a song about friends,[00:23.91]What kind of friends,SpongeBob?[00:26.26]Well, listen up and I'll tell you,[00:32.26]Who's there for you when you are sad and down?[00:35.18]Idiot friends,[00:36.76]Who picks you up and smacks you all around?[00:40.09]Idiot friends,[00:41.53]Who puts dodging you so you can save the town?[00:45.86]Idiot friends,idiot friends, idiot friends,[00:53.86]Idiot friends,[00:58.35]Idiot friends,[01:03.60]You know SpongeBob,[01:04.76]All we're going to do is singing about,[01:06.66]What are good for you,[01:08.30]Well, what have you done for me?[01:12.12]Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?[01:15.43]Thanks buddy, cashes,[01:17.29]Who, an idiot friend would do that?[01:20.13]Let's bring it home, idiot friend,[01:22.95]Okay,[01:24.91]Who lets you ride on his coffins?[01:27.56]Who slaps you hard and often?[01:29.55]What do you and me have in common?[01:32.22]We're idiot friends。