Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky - Epic Rap Battles of History.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : EpicLLOYD/Nice Peter/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette
[00:00.495] 作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette
[00:00.990] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
[00:04.159] TONY HAWK!
[00:05.869] VERSUS!
[00:07.120] WAYNE GRETZKY!
[00:09.063] BEGIN!
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[00:09.509] I can skate better than this church boy turd can
[00:11.751] Not Cash Money, it's just Wayne versus Birdman
[00:13.973] You got your whole league to protect and adore you
[00:16.104] So which goon's gonna take this battle for you?
[00:18.442] I'm the dude who blew up extreme sports
[00:20.688] That nose looks like it's seen extreme snorts
[00:22.771] I mean, look at that thing, that slope is gigantic
[00:25.283] Even I wouldn't fly off a ramp that titanic
[00:27.574] And all the ice underneath you will be melted into water
[00:29.829] When I hit you with a trick that's even hotter than your daughter
[00:32.185] You're old and you're basic, your talent is faded
[00:34.465] And Oiler alert: you're about to get traded
[00:36.924] I drop rhymes like I'm dropping into a half pipe
[00:39.105] I'll thrash this asswipe, hit you like a hash pipe
[00:42.030] Keep your mittens on, Gretzky, you're too clean
[00:44.122] I got this covered like gravy on poutine
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[00:46.349] That verse was rough; damn, Tony
[00:48.540] So let me smooth it out, like I'm a damn Zamboni
[00:50.958] I'm the greatest ever when I play hockey
[00:53.106] But on the microphone I don't play, Hawkey
[00:55.405] This is a street fight, T-Hawk, show some respect
[00:57.567] If you don't, then you'll catch a slap shot to the deck
[00:59.960] And I take a Flyer down, bird, you're getting wrecked
[01:02.082] So you best prepare for arrival and cross check
[01:04.427] Hey, let me tell you what putting a puck in the net's worth
[01:07.006] Double what you bank in bucks, check my net worth
[01:09.309] And my hot wife, the only woman in the world for Wayne
[01:11.748] You're on your fourth wife, talk about the X-Games
[01:13.940] There was one big trick that you ever did
[01:16.067] Then you got out-spun by a 12-year old kid
[01:18.300] Oh, you like finger flips? How 'bout one of these?
[01:20.683] Sit on this and rotate 900 degrees
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[01:23.250] Great one, Wayne; let me say something, Wayne
[01:25.235] I got 99 problems and you ain't one Wayne
[01:27.540] You'll catch a pop-shove it to the mullet if you tempt me
[01:29.893] Your threats are like my swimming pools, bruh, empty
[01:31.378]
[01:32.242] Let's skip the kickflips and McTwists
[01:34.038] You'll be speechless after three periods like an ellipsis
[01:36.981] This goofy-footed geek straight getting smoked
[01:38.996] Got you down on your kneepads, sorry bout the deke joke
[01:41.318]
[01:41.437] Man, you should hit the buzzer 'cause it's time to change lines
[01:43.811] You put that joke in a top shelf of lame rhymes
[01:45.889] This ain't typical sports, I use centripetal force
[01:48.130] While you prance around in four-pound icy diaper shorts
[01:50.624] I try to watch you on TV, but I can't see the puck
[01:52.824] Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams mighty suck
[01:55.328] I taught kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do
[01:57.674] Put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes
[01:59.790]
[01:59.928] Time out; let's talk about athletic achievements
[02:02.106] You and I have so many world records between us
[02:04.330] 184, that's plenty of them
[02:07.099] And I set 183 of them!
[02:08.988] Undisputed, unrefuted G-O-A-T
[02:11.383] You've been going downhill since Pro Skater 3
[02:13.748] And I'm too far ahead for you to catch up
[02:15.535] For true sports fans, this was finished as soon they heard the match up
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[02:18.855] WHO WON?
[02:19.946] WHO'S NEXT?
[02:21.095] YOU DECIDE!
[02:22.870] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!