[00:00.00] 作词 : Irving Berlin[00:01.00] 作曲 : Irving Berlin[00:08.68]Barbra Streisand:[00:09.17]Hi Melissa[00:10.34]Melissa McCarthy:[00:10.90]Oh wow Barbra Streisand[00:13.13]Barbra Streisand:[00:14.16]Streisand like sand on the beach soft S[00:16.73]Melissa McCarthy:[00:17.29]Right sorry what are you doing here[00:18.41]Barbra Streisand:[00:18.90]I'm here to see the director[00:20.37]He cast me as the lead in of his new movie[00:22.47]Melissa McCarthy:[00:22.57]He cast me as the lead in his new movie[00:24.41]Barbra Streisand:[00:24.51]That's impossible[00:24.57]Melissa McCarthy:[00:24.78]Yeah well we'll see[00:26.12]Barbra Streisand:[00:26.69]Really[00:26.96][00:28.02]Melissa McCarthy:[00:28.63]Any part you can play I can play better[00:31.11]Barbra Streisand:[00:31.63]No I can play any part better than you[00:33.62]Melissa McCarthy:[00:34.18]No you can't[00:34.88]Barbra Streisand:[00:35.58]Yes I can[00:36.07]Melissa McCarthy:[00:36.75]No you can't[00:36.95]Barbra Streisand:[00:37.53]Yes I can[00:38.01]Melissa McCarthy:[00:38.58]No you can't[00:38.68]Barbra Streisand:[00:38.77]Yes I can yes I can[00:40.43]Melissa McCarthy:[00:41.40]Any laugh you can get I can get bigger[00:44.41]Barbra Streisand:[00:44.98]I can get any laugh as big as you[00:47.58]Melissa McCarthy:[00:47.79]With one look[00:48.35]Barbra Streisand:[00:48.83]With a glance[00:49.31]Melissa McCarthy:[00:49.88]Till they cry[00:50.05]Barbra Streisand:[00:50.77]Wet their pants[00:51.28]Melissa McCarthy:[00:51.77]Till they roar[00:52.33]Barbra Streisand:[00:52.43]Till they're sore[00:52.79]Both:[00:53.12]I'll get more[00:54.10]Barbra Streisand:[00:54.67]I can belt a d flat and I'll never be flat[00:57.86]Melissa McCarthy:[00:58.34]I don't have to warm up I can act a storm up[01:00.93]Barbra Streisand:[01:01.41]I can do a concert tour[01:03.96]Melissa McCarthy:[01:04.58]With hip hop and rap[01:05.81]Barbra Streisand:[01:06.29]Well after I've had a nap[01:07.61]Melissa McCarthy:[01:08.18]You got me there[01:08.86]Barbra Streisand:[01:09.42]Are You'related to matthew[01:10.85]Melissa McCarthy:[01:11.42]No that's mcconaughey[01:12.04]Barbra Streisand:[01:12.73]What about paul[01:13.24]Melissa McCarthy:[01:13.74]That's mccartney[01:14.20]Barbra Streisand:[01:14.69]Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry[01:16.23][01:16.74]Barbra Streisand:[01:17.70]Any house you can build I can build better[01:20.68]Melissa McCarthy:[01:21.20]I can build any home grander than yours[01:23.50]Barbra Streisand:[01:24.10]With great taste[01:24.60]Melissa McCarthy:[01:25.12]With 10 johns[01:25.65]Barbra Streisand:[01:26.18]With restraint[01:26.51]Melissa McCarthy:[01:26.96]Lottsa bronze with a moat and a wall[01:29.08]Barbra Streisand:[01:29.65]With a mall[01:30.03]Melissa McCarthy:[01:30.55]A mall[01:30.95]Melissa McCarthy:[01:31.47]In any comedy I can be crasser[01:34.27]I can be cruder and crasser than you[01:37.09]Barbra Streisand:[01:37.55]With a belch[01:37.98]Melissa McCarthy:[01:38.39]With a burp[01:38.95]Barbra Streisand:[01:39.05]With a shrug[01:39.60]Melissa McCarthy:[01:40.29]With a slurp You're too clean[01:41.46]Barbra Streisand:[01:41.66]Well I'm just not obscene[01:42.93]Barbra Streisand:[01:44.77]You're a dirty talker[01:45.80]Melissa McCarthy:[01:46.31]You played mother fawker[01:47.26]Barbra Streisand:[01:47.63]Bridesmaid's a keeper[01:49.06]Melissa McCarthy:[01:49.61]Prince of tides a weeper[01:50.85]Barbra Streisand:[01:51.36]We agree on quite a lot[01:53.61]Melissa McCarthy:[01:54.32]Hey let's make amends[01:55.25]Barbra Streisand:[01:55.44]Yeah[01:55.80]Both:[01:56.63]We should be friends[01:57.35]Barbra Streisand:[01:57.93]What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence[02:00.07]Melissa McCarthy:[02:00.58]I don't know what[02:01.20]Barbra Streisand:[02:01.64]A widower[02:01.96]Melissa McCarthy:[02:02.44]Ha[02:03.49]Melissa McCarthy:[02:04.35]Anything men can do we can do better[02:06.88]Barbra Streisand:[02:07.41]Anything men can do we can do too[02:10.18]Melissa McCarthy:[02:10.69]Steal a scene[02:11.16]Barbra Streisand:[02:11.59]Stop the show[02:12.05]Melissa McCarthy:[02:12.52]Fill the seats[02:13.09]Both:[02:13.63]S r o[02:13.73]Barbra Streisand:[02:13.82]Have a child[02:14.34]Melissa McCarthy:[02:14.85]With a man[02:15.52]Barbra Streisand:[02:15.62]Yes we can[02:16.35][02:16.89]Both:[02:17.52]We were underrated teased and deprecated[02:20.50]But we sent em reeling[02:22.26]Through the glass ceiling[02:23.76]Melissa McCarthy:[02:24.41]There is nothing we can't do[02:26.73]Barbra Streisand:[02:27.21]Well can you bake a pie[02:28.18]Melissa McCarthy:[02:28.69]No[02:28.85]Barbra Streisand:[02:29.49]Neither can I you know anything I can do we can do better[02:35.44]Melissa McCarthy:[02:36.01]We can do anything better as two[02:38.65][02:39.89]Barbra Streisand:[02:40.37]Make chick flicks[02:40.86]Melissa McCarthy:[02:41.33]Buddy pics[02:41.64]Barbra Streisand:[02:42.09]As a team we're a dream[02:43.04]Melissa McCarthy:[02:43.59]You're the bomb[02:44.09]Barbra Streisand:[02:44.58]Huh[02:44.74]Melissa McCarthy:[02:45.27]You'll be great[02:45.81]Barbra Streisand:[02:46.31]Really[02:46.49]Melissa McCarthy:[02:47.02]As my mom[02:50.04]Barbra Streisand:[02:50.58]Your mom don't you mean sister[02:52.05]Melissa McCarthy:[02:52.70]OK[02:53.15]Barbra Streisand:[02:53.72]Why would you say a thing like that[02:53.98]Melissa McCarthy:[02:54.08]Touchy[02:54.11]Barbra Streisand:[02:54.35]No I mean[02:55.56]Melissa McCarthy:[02:56.08]Fine[02:56.23]Both:[02:56.76]I'm your fan[02:57.36]Yes we can yes we can[02:58.74][02:59.95]Yes we can[03:00.74][03:01.64]Melissa McCarthy:[03:02.63]Can I call you babs now[03:04.01]Barbra Streisand:[03:04.51]No too soon