[00:06.98]Virginia Woolf[00:08.82]She leaves me cold[00:10.58]I recognize the genius[00:12.40]But I'm twice as bold[00:14.01]I have more to say[00:16.29]Than Hemingway[00:17.70]Lord knows, compared to Faulker[00:19.48]I say it in a better way[00:25.61]Graham Greene[00:26.98]He loves me[00:28.59]He loves my poetic sensibility[00:32.29]Katherine Anne Porter[00:33.82]Might be the best one now[00:35.72]But in about a year[00:37.15]I'm gonna show her how[00:43.95]Yes I will[00:49.91]I said to Reeves the other day[00:51.90]Proust really is the man[00:53.59]Who comforts me in a way[00:55.41]No other writer can[00:56.76]The timeless quality of the work[00:59.01]The length! Is very long[01:01.05]Believe me Marcel Proust goes on[01:03.47]And on and on and on for 7 volumes[01:08.15]Oh, Harper. Harper.[01:09.68]Lee. Lee. Lee.[01:11.22]She only wrote that one book[01:13.09]I've written more than three[01:14.96]Darling Tennessee Williams[01:16.75]It's anybody's guess[01:18.09]Why "Streetcar" made millions[01:20.18]And "Wedding" so much less[01:27.69]I will forever be pondering that one[01:32.65]Harper. Harper. Harper.[01:36.15]Lee. Lee. Lee.[01:39.61]Why do they always compare her to me[01:46.21]To me[01:54.15]Won't even talk about[01:55.47]Eudora Welty[01:57.01]As for F. Scott, my Sad Cafe[01:59.00]Is greater than his Gatsby[02:00.54]I'm just telling you[02:02.21]What someone told me they read[02:04.16]'Cause I never look at my reviews[02:06.11]They might give me the big head[02:11.27]Now Truman Capote was hypnotized[02:14.19]Mesmerized. Cause he realized[02:15.94]That I knew that he knew[02:17.30]That he had plagiarized[02:18.62]My cadences![02:20.07]Imagine his surprise,[02:21.92]You'll see it in his eyes[02:23.36]When I win that Nobel Prize[02:29.84]Thank you. Thank you so very much[02:36.32]Harper. Harper. Harper.[02:39.97]Lee. Lee. Lee.[02:43.42]Why do they always compare her to me[02:50.02]To me[02:57.54]She always seems to be receiving[02:59.51]More than she deserves[03:00.81]Honey, she's poaching on[03:02.72]My literary preserves[03:04.39]Yes from Harper Lee[03:06.08]We have seen and we've heard[03:08.10]And I'd like to kill more than just[03:10.24]That mocking bird[03:17.70]You know, sometimes I really would[03:23.16]So you just wait until next year