[00:00.105]That's Entertainment (The Band Wagon)-Fred Astaire[00:07.491]The clown with his pants falling down[00:10.802]Or the dance that's a dream of romance[00:14.577]Or the scene where the villain is mean[00:19.250]That's entertainment[00:22.452]The lights on the lady in tights[00:25.859]Or the bride with the guy on the side[00:29.496]Or the ball where she gives him a roar[00:34.354]That's entertainment[00:37.406]The plot can be hot simply teeming with sex[00:41.215]A gay divorcee who is after her ex[00:45.570]It can be Oedipus Rex[00:48.392]Where a chap kills his father[00:50.606]And causes a lot of bother[00:52.604]The clerk who is thrown out of work[00:55.902]By the boss who is thrown for a loss[00:59.620]By this girl who is doing him dirt[01:03.379]The world is a stage[01:05.587]The stage is a world of entertainment[01:19.11]The doubt while the jury is out[01:22.398]Or the thrill when they're reading the will[01:26.253]Or the chase for the man with the face[01:30.873]That's entertainment[01:34.208]The dame who is known as the flame[01:37.579]Of the king of an underworld ring[01:41.180]He's an ape[01:42.982]Who won't let her escape[01:45.795]That's entertainment[01:49.234]It might be a fight like you see on the screen[01:53.18]A swain getting slain for the love of a queen[01:57.553]Some great Shakespearean scene[02:00.611]Where a ghost and a prince meet[02:02.782]And everyone ends in mincemeat[02:04.715]The gag may be waving the flag[02:08.124]That began with a Mr Cohan[02:11.876]Hip hooray[02:13.756]The American way[02:16.144]The world is a stage[02:17.894]The stage is a world of entertainment