Friends S02E07 - 英语听力.mp3

[00:06.22]Is there something repellent about me?
[00:10.42]How was the party?
[00:11.59]It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me.
[00:18.60]No,you are not. You are very attractive.
[00:21.63]I go through the same thing.
[00:23.50]When I put on a little weight, I question everything.
[00:31.11]I've put on weight?
[00:33.65]Did you want to...?
[00:37.68]No,not weight. More like insulation.
[00:42.65]I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project.
[00:45.69]Wanna work out? I can remake you.
[00:47.79]I would,but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
[00:52.13]Please?
[00:53.26]Come on,let her do it!
[00:55.60]All right.
[00:56.63]If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours,I'm going home.
[01:01.37]Your boobs are fine.
[01:02.71]I shouldn't have said anything.
[01:04.48]Come here. Come here!
[01:08.88]Can't make hands meet!
[02:03.74]Let's do it!
[02:09.87]What?
[02:11.21]Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before.
[02:16.48]And we're changing.
[02:33.26]Come on,give me five more!
[02:35.53]Five more!
[02:38.84]Five more and I'll flash you.
[02:40.61]One...
[02:43.58]...two... …
[02:46.04]...two and a half. …
[02:50.35]Just show me one of them.
[03:08.47]She's insane!
[03:09.70]The woman is insane.
[03:13.81]She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk.
[03:17.28]And now they won't bring me my mail anymore.
[03:21.71]Hey,Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott?
[03:23.88]It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant...
[03:27.32]...ordered champagne. Nice. …
[03:29.92]He still won't put out?
[03:31.46]Nope. Zilch. Nothing.
[03:34.06]Sorry,Pheebs.
[03:36.39]Look,I don't mind taking it slow.
[03:38.50]I like him a lot.
[03:43.23]Why won't he give it up?
[03:46.34]Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road.
[03:49.77]If you know what I mean.
[03:52.81]No. What do you mean? He's not British.
[03:58.62]Maybe he's gay.
[04:02.69]I don't think that's the problem.
[04:05.00]We went dancing the other night...
[04:07.03]...and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... …
[04:11.46]I just definitely felt something.
[04:14.20]But how much can you tell from a look?
[04:16.77]I felt it on my hip. I could tell.
[04:22.37]Yo,Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes.
[04:26.01]Joey,be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.
[04:31.78]Oh,Rachel! Don't look.
[04:33.45]What?
[04:36.49]I don't care. I have a date tonight.
[04:39.82]You have a date?
[04:43.73]What about Ross and....
[04:48.50]Well,you know, as much fun as that was...
[04:51.30]... I've decided to opt for sanity. …
[04:54.21]You're okay about all this?
[04:58.58]He can press her up against that window as much as he wants.
[05:02.31]For all I care,he can throw her through the damn thing.
[05:07.69]Hi,guys.
[05:09.22]Monica,I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys,okay?
[05:13.86]If you say his full name.
[05:16.33]Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?
[05:22.83]All right.
[05:23.94]-You're getting a cat? -Actually,we're getting a cat.
[05:28.51]Together?
[05:30.07]Both of you? Together?
[05:32.38]It'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time.
[05:36.35]Well,isn't that just lovely?
[05:40.25]That's something you'll enjoy...
[05:42.55]...for a really,really, really long time. …
[05:45.26]Hopefully.
[05:47.19]Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date!
[05:50.60]With a man.
[05:53.20]You guys have a really good night...
[05:55.70]...and you two have a really good cat. …
[06:03.91]We're not supposed to take these when we leave.
[06:13.38]I don't know if Monica told you,but this my first date since my divorce.
[06:18.82]If I seem a little nervous...
[06:23.06]How long do cats live?
[06:26.40]I'm sorry?
[06:27.47]Cats. How long do they live?
[06:29.77]Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something?
[06:34.64]Maybe 1 5,1 6 years.
[06:37.18]Well,that's just great.
[06:40.48]Cheers!
[06:42.61]Right. Clink.
[06:50.92]Monica told you I was cuter than this,didn't she?
[06:55.36]No,Michael,it's not you. Sorry. It's just....
[07:01.60]It's not as bad as it sounds...
[07:03.60]... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. …
[07:07.51]Oh,that does sound....
[07:12.64]He just started going out with her.
[07:16.01]Is this guy an old boyfriend?
[07:21.45]Yeah,he wishes.
[07:26.02]I'm sorry. Look at me.
[07:28.13]Michael,let's talk about you.
[07:34.20]So....
[07:38.00]Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
[07:42.31]-So I figured it out. -What?
[07:45.38]Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me.
[07:47.85]I'm not sexy enough.
[07:50.38]Phoebe,that's crazy.
[07:52.88]When I first met you, you know what I said?
[07:55.82]I said,"Excellent butt,great rack."
[08:02.06]Really? That's so sweet.
[08:06.33]I mean,I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet.
[08:11.17]If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him.
[08:15.74]You're right. You're right.
[08:18.08]You are so "yum"!
[08:39.80]I mean,it's a cat,you know? It's a cat.
[08:45.30]Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies.
[08:48.81]Those things that live for a day.
[08:51.21]What are they called?
[08:54.08]Fruit flies?
[08:56.91]Thank you.
[08:58.05]Would you like dessert?
[09:00.79]No dessert.
[09:01.92]Just the check. Please.
[09:05.12]Oh,no. You're not having fun,are you?
[09:08.23]No,no,I am.
[09:10.06]But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
[09:16.60]Oh,look at me.
[09:18.40]Look at me.
[09:19.74]I'm on a date with a really great guy.
[09:23.57]All I can think about is Ross...
[09:26.08]...and his cat... …
[09:28.18]...and his Julie. …
[09:30.75]I just want to get over him. Why can't I do that?
[09:36.15]Look,I've been through a divorce. Trust me,you're gonna be fine.
[09:40.26]You can't see it because you haven't had closure
[09:44.30]Closure!
[09:46.33]That's what it is! That's what I need!
[09:48.63]God,you're brilliant!
[09:52.54]Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
[09:56.77]Well,there's no one way really,it's just....
[10:04.22]"I'm over you." “
[10:06.85]Over you.
[10:08.52]That's what it is.
[10:11.29]Closure.
[10:13.79]Hello? Excuse me?
[10:16.49]Excuse me. Hel
[10:19.06]-Hang on. -Excuse me?
[10:20.46]-What? -Hi. I'm sorry.
[10:22.37]I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
[10:26.70]-I'm talking. -I see that.
[10:28.31]One phone call,I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself.
[10:34.38]You're being a little weird about your phone.
[10:40.55]All right. Fine.
[10:42.65]I'll call you back.
[10:46.86]Thank you.
[10:56.20]Machine.
[10:58.20]-Just waiting for the beep. -Good.
[11:02.17]Ross! Hi,it's Rachel.
[11:05.84]I'm just calling to say that...
[11:08.61]...everything's fine. …
[11:10.41]And I'm really happy for you...
[11:12.72]...and your cat. …
[11:15.25]Who,by the way,I think you should name Michael.
[11:22.09]You see there, I'm thinking of names...
[11:24.76]...so obviously I am over you. …
[11:28.37]I am over you.
[11:31.70]And that,my friend, is what they call "closure."
[11:51.00]It's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.
[11:54.33]-Why not? -Because it's Sunday!
[11:57.50]It's God's day.
[12:00.93]If you say stop,then we stop.
[12:04.84]Stop.
[12:06.00]No,come on! We can't stop!
[12:08.17]We got three more pounds to go!
[12:10.31]I am the energy train and you are on board!
[12:32.90]And how was the date?
[12:35.37]I think there was a restaurant.
[12:38.47]I know there was wine.
[12:43.51]Actually,Julie's getting a cab.
[12:45.58]I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say....
[12:52.15]I'm sorry. I don't know,l....
[12:54.75]I feel like I dreamed about you last night...
[12:57.32]... but I don't remember. …
[13:03.43]There they are.
[13:06.20]Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me?
[13:08.70]No. I stayed at Julie's last night.
[13:12.87]I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
[13:16.91]Oh,yeah,go ahead.
[13:22.45]Rach,I got a message from you!
[13:29.45]Who's Michael?
[13:30.86]Oh,my God!
[13:32.26]Ross,no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone!
[13:37.73]Give me the
[13:45.04]You're over me?
[13:47.07]Oh,God!
[13:49.57]-You're -Oh,God.
[13:51.78]You're over me?
[13:59.55]When were you...
[14:01.65]... under me? …
[14:11.23]I mean,were you?
[14:13.46]What?
[14:17.74]Basically...
[14:19.40]...Iately,I've.... …
[14:23.11]I've sort of had feelings for you.
[14:29.81]You've had feelings for me?
[14:33.15]So? You had feelings for me first!
[14:39.32]You know about my You know I had
[14:41.79]You know?
[14:45.40]Chandler told me.
[14:46.66]When did he? When did he? When did he?
[14:51.80]When you were in China.
[14:53.77]Meeting Julie.
[14:55.87]Julie. That's Oh,God!
[15:01.38]I need to lie down.
[15:04.05]No,I'm gonna stand.
[15:05.55]I'm gonna stand...
[15:07.45]...and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing. …
[15:14.73]Now you're over me?
[15:18.90]Are you over me?
[15:30.57]That's Julie.
[15:34.55]-Hi,Julie. -I've got a cab waiting.
[15:37.31]I'll be right down!
[15:43.32]Wait,so you're going?
[15:44.92]Well,okay,I have to. I can't deal with this right now.
[15:48.83]I mean,I've You know,I've got a cab.
[15:51.23]I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat.
[15:58.84]Cat!
[16:16.92]-Hey,Joey. -Hey,Pheebs.
[16:20.76]How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
[16:25.30]I can't find the remote.
[16:30.80]Thank you.
[16:33.57]Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did.
[16:36.37]-And? -And we did.
[16:39.38]All right! Way to go!
[16:41.31]Yea,me!
[16:43.28]So how did it happen?
[16:45.55]I took your advice and asked him what was going on.
[16:48.59]What did he say?
[16:50.05]He understands how *** can be a very emotional thing for a woman.
[16:54.56]And he was just afraid that I was going to get all:
[16:57.80]"ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" “
[17:02.57]So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious.
[17:09.47]So I said,"Okay. Relax,please."
[17:14.85]*** can be just about two people right there in the moment.
[17:19.15]If he wants to see me again,he can call. If not,that's fine too.
[17:23.15]So after a lot of talking...
[17:28.86]... I convinced him. …
[17:34.50]Let me get this straight.
[17:36.43]He got you to beg to sleep with him.
[17:39.64]He got you to say he never has to call you again.
[17:44.54]And he got you thinking this is a great idea?
[17:51.12]This man is my god!
[18:11.04]I didn't get a cat.
[18:14.64]That's interesting.
[18:17.91]No,it's not "interesting." It's very,very not interesting.
[18:22.05]It's actually 100% the opposite of interesting.
[18:25.25]I got it,Ross.
[18:26.68]You had no right to say you had feelings for me.
[18:30.69]I was doing great with Julie before I knew!
[18:33.56]I was doing great before I knew about you!
[18:35.66]You think it's easy to see you with Julie?
[18:38.23]You should've said something before!
[18:40.53]I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything?
[18:44.03]There was never a good time.
[18:45.84]You only had a year. And we only hung out every night!
[18:49.57]Not...
[18:51.58]...every night. …
[18:54.41]It's not like I didn't try. But things got in the way.
[18:57.58]You know,like ltalian guys...
[18:59.45]...or ex-fiances... …
[19:03.09]...or ltalian guys. …
[19:07.22]There was one ltalian guy,okay? And do you have a point?
[19:11.06]The point is,I don't need this right now!
[19:14.03]Okay? It's too late.
[19:15.93]I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed!
[19:19.10]You're just gonna put away your feelings for me?
[19:22.47]I've done it since ninth grade. I'm good at it.
[19:25.38]All right,fine. You go ahead and do that.
[19:28.08]I don't need your ship!
[19:29.58]-Good. -Good!
[19:32.15]And you know what? Now I got closure!
[20:27.77]Try the bottom one.
[20:57.20]Monica,it's 6:30 in the morning.
[21:00.94]We're not working out. It's over.
[21:04.04]No way! With one pound to go? Come on!
[21:06.71]We're workin',we're movin' We're in the zone,we're groovin'
[21:11.65]I don't mind the last pound.
[21:13.75]In fact,I kind of like the last pound.
[21:17.75]So don't make me do anything that I'll regret.
[21:21.12]What you gonna do,fat boy?
[21:24.83]What?
[21:27.83]Nothing. Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have.
[21:32.74]Well,thanks.
[21:34.61]Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work.
[21:40.78]You can't tell your parents you were fired,because they'd be disappointed.
[21:55.46]Well,no. But l....
[21:57.53]If it were me,I'd have difficulty getting out of bed at all.
[22:07.37]You know,I try to stay positive.
[22:10.54]So you....
[22:12.48]You feel like going for a run?
[22:17.68]All right.
[22:19.48]Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here.