[00:00.000] 作词 : Kyle Exum[00:00.374] 作曲 : Kyle Exum[00:00.748]制作/原唱:Kyle Exum[00:06.644]翻唱:MY老鱼[00:11.876]混音:A酱[00:13.884]Once, a pig built up a house[00:14.971]The house was of straw that he bought from the town[00:16.726]One day, a wolf came and saw the little pig[00:18.274]He came to the pig's door and then the wolf said...[00:19.984]"Little pig, little pig, let me in"[00:21.779]"Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin"[00:23.464]So I huffed and I puffed, and I blew that thing down[00:25.136]Next thing I knew, he was running around[00:26.758]So I chased that pig down[00:27.850]Wanted some bacon, so I had to go to his big brother’s house[00:30.070]Said I blew that thing down[00:31.220]Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home, so I'm after you now[00:33.565]I’m a real alpha wolf, this ain't Little Bo Peep[00:35.445]Don't try and cry, "Wolf", I ain't here for no sheep[00:37.219]No McDonald's money, so y'all are my treat[00:38.891]And if we do the race, all I need are some cleats[00:40.712]Run to the market, Pig, You can run home[00:42.322]Go get your roast beef, but I'll catch you for sure[00:43.929]You look like a snack, and I don't mean you’re cute[00:45.602]But I bet you’ll look good with some veggies and fruit[00:47.536]Little pig, you're sweating, just take a little break[00:49.298]Just make this thing easy and hop on my plate[00:51.004]I’m trying to get home to play Fortnite today[00:52.448]And I can't come back late, Mama Wolf doesn't play[00:54.366]Pig told the wolf, "Oh I'm leaving, Mama ain’t make me this thick to be eaten[00:57.664]You're big and bad 'til my big bro gets even[00:59.870]And no, I won't slow, Wolf, I trained for track season."[01:01.419]Don't run up that hill, Pig, You're not Jack and Jill[01:02.839]Don't climb up that wall, have a great fall for real[01:04.599]I need food to serve while I go on this date[01:06.303]So don't make me look bad. I can't make Wolfy wait[01:08.120]Lucky for Pig, I had worn the wrong kicks[01:09.687]So he got to his brother's house made out of sticks[01:11.462]Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs[01:13.110]He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said[01:15.030]"Little pig, little pig, let me in"[01:16.727]"Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin"[01:18.268]So I huffed and I puffed, and I blew that thing down[01:20.054]Next thing I knew, he was running around...[01:21.652]So I chased that pig down[01:22.743]Wanted some bacon, so I had to go to his big brother's house[01:25.075]Said I blew that thing down[01:26.147]Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home, so I'm after you now[01:28.576]I'm a real alpha wolf, this ain't Winnie the Pooh[01:30.136]Don't try and cry, "Wolf", I'm not lying to you[01:32.021]My McDonald's money is low, so you'll do[01:33.978]And I've got the right shoes, so it's over for you[01:35.479]Come here little pigs, I need my two-course meal[01:37.404]This is a fairy tail, but I'm for real[01:38.931]I had Mary's little lamb, but a wolf's hungry still[01:40.729]I need food that will fill[01:41.902]I need some bacon[01:42.938]I need some fries[01:43.900]I need some pork with some pie on the side[01:45.486]I need some sausage with beans and some rice[01:47.093]I need that candlelit dinner tonight[01:48.948]Pig told the wolf, "Oh you're tripping for real[01:50.624]I'm way too cute for a snack, I'm a meal[01:52.356]We came from the mud, we've had worse wolves we've beat[01:54.112]Yes, we're pigs, but you don't want this beef!"[01:55.704]You know what little pig, I'm tired, I'm not here to play[01:57.666]If I don't bring dinner, I won't have a bae[01:59.420]You don't even follow me back on the 'Gram[02:01.214]So don't think you can beat me, I'm about to go ham[02:02.974]Lucky for them I had tripped on a stick[02:04.622]So they made it to their brother's house made of brick[02:06.255]Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs[02:08.046]He came to the pigs' door, and then the wolf said[02:09.877]"Little pig, little pig, let me in"[02:11.639]"Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin"[02:13.143]So I huffed and I puffed, trying to blow that thing down[02:14.916]But that house was of brick, and it stayed in the ground[02:16.672]So I blew even harder, a real wolf won't quit[02:18.290]No, I'm not chief, but I swear this is it[02:19.992]And I would have had that pig's house blown into bits[02:21.871]But my asthma was acting up, I had to sit[02:23.518]Lucky for me, a wolf got his degree[02:25.508]So I made up a plan to get all the piggies[02:26.974]They'll think I'm beat and I'll fake a retreat[02:28.686]Then, I'll jump on the roof and right down the chimney[02:30.387]One pig said, "He stopped blowing his hot breath"[02:32.124]They heard footsteps and knew what was next[02:33.758]So they played their mixtape, got the fireplace lit[02:35.660]Then they waited for Wolf to come in[02:37.012]Pigs, I'm coming down the chimney, about to fatten up like Santa Claus[02:39.047]Ahh, okay, the chimney's feeling kind of hot![02:40.794]All of you are lucky I'm going vegan[02:42.386]Just wait 'til me and my pack come back again[02:44.073]The end[02:55.391]