[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton[00:00.80]Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall[00:06.38]Good to see you buddy, how've you been?[00:12.27]Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now[00:18.81]I really wish you'd let us in[00:24.07]I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand[00:30.11]Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand[00:36.05]But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming[00:42.21]All we want to do is eat your brains[00:46.83]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes[00:54.06]All we want to do is eat your brains[00:59.23]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise[01:06.09]If you open up the door[01:09.26]We'll all come inside and eat your brains[01:15.36]I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?[01:21.56]Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?[01:26.23]Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns[01:34.24]And then you'll have to make the call[01:39.17]I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough[01:45.23]You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff[01:51.17]But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly[01:57.30]All we want to do is eat your brains[02:02.10]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes[02:09.23]All we want to do is eat your brains[02:13.91]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise[02:21.18]If you open up the doors[02:24.16]We'll all come inside and eat your brains[02:29.06]I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can[02:35.36]I sure appreciate the way you're working with me[02:41.12]I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am[02:47.13]I guess I am[03:01.33][03:12.80]I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up[03:18.64]Know we'll get to common ground somehow[03:24.58]Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors[03:31.56]I guess we'll table this for now[03:35.82]I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well[03:42.09]Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell[03:48.12]And we'll put this thing to bed[03:51.24]When I bash your head open[03:54.25]All we want to do is eat your brains[03:58.86]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes[04:06.19]All we want to do is eat your brains[04:10.98]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise[04:18.18]If you open up the door[04:21.25]We'll all come inside and eat your brains[04:27.77]