[00:00.00] 作曲 : Atmosphere[00:00.00][Slug](I pledge allegiance to Budweiser and free drugs)[00:09.27]Peace to Rick[00:10.17]James, Anna[00:11.01]Nicole Smith,[00:11.91]Bill Clinton[00:12.57]And Motley[00:13.02]CrueAnd anyone else who has ever utilized their 15 minutes[00:16.65]Of fame to realize their true dreams of being an[00:19.23]Absolute jerk off, just to keep the masses entertained[00:23.31]This goes out to learning from the mistakes of others[00:26.73]Bring it on now[00:31.92]Come onI said come on[00:40.62]I said come on[Verse 1][00:45.69]They call me a jerk, once they get to know me[00:48.18]But they don't stop calling, they read me well[00:50.37]It's no work if[00:51.24]I was phony,[00:52.08]I'd win a trophy[00:52.92]Who needs to make records when there's seeds to sell[00:55.05]Freak the bell, and make it all spin crooked[00:57.66]God please help, too much grim to look at[00:59.97]Grab the tree by the limb and shook it[01:02.01]Like, "Have you seen my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"[01:04.38]Oh wait, never mind,[01:05.64]I found it in a bottle[01:06.90]Drunk at the[01:07.47]Troubadour talking to a model[01:09.15]Wrecked the rental on[01:10.08]Santa Monica[01:10.83]BoulevardI was headed to the[01:12.18]El Rey to slap a security guard[Chorus][01:14.07]Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant[01:15.96]As American as apple pie and embarrassment[01:18.48]Package the kid's face, put it on display[01:20.76]Look ma!, another national disgrace[01:23.10]Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent[01:25.41]Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in[01:27.69]Package the kid's face, put it on display[01:29.97]Look ma!, another national disgrace[Verse 2][01:32.25]The liquor gets hold of the head liver's soul[01:34.62]Blurry on[01:35.19]Sixth Street and[01:35.79]Red River[01:36.33]RoadLast thing[01:37.29]I remember was the[01:38.10]Ogden Theatre[01:38.94]Backstage bathroom making out with all three of ya[01:41.55]Kicked out of[01:42.09]Topcats... for where[01:43.44]I put the vomit at[01:44.40]Finally passed out in a laundry mat[01:46.20]Malnourished and topless, slurring and obnoxious[01:49.35]Like, "Yo, we got this!"[01:50.82]The Zodiac[01:51.33]Killers 'bout to rock this[01:52.59]At the Great[01:53.04]American Music[01:53.91]Hall, pissin on the box office[01:55.44]Pick apart the detail, alcohol and females[01:57.78]All around the world same song[02:00.21]Houseton and[02:00.60]Ludlow, Maxfish,[02:01.74]VampireYou poor the beer and[02:03.39]I'll bring the satire[02:04.65]No prob, I'll play the part of doorknob and make it look[02:07.14]So good you're gonna wish that it was your job[Chorus][Verse 3][02:36.15]It's all about the hangovers, and late checkouts[02:39.00]Maid banging on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"[02:41.55]But Come on mami, y'all probably don't want me comin'[02:43.98]Out like a[02:44.43]Zombie brushing teeth in the lobby[02:46.20]This is a career, not a hobby[02:48.15]Ain't no reason to fear what you wanna see[02:50.25]Hey paparazzi, don't you wanna watch me quote the[02:53.13]Fonzi and then crash his[02:54.63]Mazaradi?Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blue blockers[02:57.87]Feeding Jack[02:58.35]D. to a room full of teenie boppers[03:00.06]Howdy neighbor, take a shot for flavor[03:02.01]Let's debate whether or not we should punch the waiter[03:04.62]I'm just kidding, let's love each other[03:06.54]It goes lick, swallow, suck, and order another[03:08.94]Do what you like, don't nobody care[03:11.34]It's a sign of success only in[03:13.17]America[Chorus][Chorus End: 4x ][04:36.90]I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one[04:46.17]I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun