[00:00.00] 作曲 : David Lee/Herbert Kretzmer[00:00.00] Her:[00:06.51]Oh doctor, I'm in trouble[00:08.79]Him:[00:08.91]Well, goodness gracious me![00:11.04]Her:[00:11.13]For every time a certain man[00:13.92]Is standing next to me[00:15.72]Him:[00:15.78]Mmm?[00:16.02]Her:[00:16.35]A flush comes to my face[00:18.51]And my pulse begins to race[00:20.97]It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom[00:23.73]Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom[00:25.68]Him:[00:25.74]Oh![00:25.77]Her:[00:25.83]Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom[00:28.53]Him:[00:28.59]Well, goodness gracious me![00:30.81]Him:[00:32.31]How often does this happen?[00:35.40]When did the trouble start?[00:37.14]You see, my stethoscope is bobbing[00:39.60]To the throbbing of your heart[00:41.82]Her:[00:41.94]What kind of man is he[00:44.37]To create this allergy?[00:46.83]It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom[00:49.62]Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom[00:51.96]Him:[00:52.02]Oh![00:52.05]Her:[00:52.32]Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom[00:54.42]Him:[00:54.48]Well, goodness gracious me![01:00.21]Him:[01:00.42]From New Delhi to Darjeeling[01:02.97]I have done my share of healing[01:05.40]And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed[01:10.05]I remember that with one jab[01:12.69]Of my needle in the Punjab[01:15.15]How I cleared up beriberi[01:17.49]And the dreaded dysentery[01:20.13]But your complaint has got me really foxed![01:23.40]Her:[01:23.46]Oh![01:23.94]Her:[01:25.17]Oh doctor, touch my fingers![01:27.36]Him:[01:27.57]Well, goodness gracious me![01:29.55]Her:[01:30.06]You may be very clever[01:32.25]But however[01:33.45]Can't you see[01:34.92]My heart beats much too much[01:37.17]At a certain tender touch[01:39.63]It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom[01:42.42]Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom[01:44.64]Him:[01:44.70]I like it![01:45.24]Her:[01:45.33]Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom[01:47.19]Him:[01:47.25]Well, goodness gracious me![01:49.44]Him:[01:50.55]Can I see your tongue?[01:51.48]Her:[01:51.63]Aaah[01:52.08]Him:[01:52.17]Nothing the matter with it, put it away please[01:53.76]Her:[01:53.94]Maybe it's my back[01:54.81]Him:[01:54.90]Maybe it is[01:55.29]Her:[01:55.35]Shall I lie down?[01:56.13]Him:[01:56.19]Yes![01:56.58]Her:[01:56.91]Ahhh . . .[01:57.96]Him:[01:59.10]My initial diagnosis[02:01.71]Rules out measles and thrombosis[02:04.17]Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell[02:08.97]Influenza, inflammation[02:11.43]Whooping cough and night starvation[02:13.89]And you'll be so glad to hear[02:16.05]That both your eyeballs are so clear[02:18.54]That I can positively swear[02:21.00]That you are well[02:22.11]Ja-ja, ja -ja-ja-ja![02:23.79]Her:[02:23.91]Put two and two together[02:25.89]Him:[02:25.95]Four[02:26.13]Her:[02:26.40]If you have eyes to see[02:28.83]The face that makes my pulses race[02:31.38]Is right in front of me[02:33.18]Him:[02:33.30]Oh, there is nothing I can do[02:35.61]For my heart is jumping too[02:37.68]Both:[02:38.22]Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom[02:41.61]Boody-boom boody- boom boody-boom-boom-boom[02:45.81]Her:[02:46.11]Goodness gracious![02:47.28]Him:[02:47.37]How audacious![02:48.57]Her:[02:48.63]Goodness gracious![02:49.74]Him:[02:49.83]How flirtatious![02:51.09]Her:[02:51.15]Goodness gracious![02:52.32]Him:[02:52.41]It is me![02:53.13]Her:[02:53.25]It is you?[02:53.94]Him:[02:54.06]Ah, I'm sorry, it is us![02:55.32]Both:[02:55.50]Ahhh!