[00:00.00] Well I was driving down the road just a minding my own.[00:12.51]When Johnny[00:13.26]Law pulled up from behind.[00:17.13]He walked up to my window and said, roll it down.[00:21.45]And let me see what[00:23.37]I can find.[00:26.31]I said, no way, what's mine is mine.[00:30.24]And I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me be.[00:34.56]He said, I'll leave you be alright, in a cell all night.[00:39.27]I'll lock you up and throw away the key.[00:43.62]He slapped them cuffs on my wrist.[00:48.18]And my hands clenched into fists.[00:52.95]And I wished[00:53.73]I could have punched him in the jaw.[00:57.45]And knock out old[00:58.98]Johnny Law.[01:01.29]Old Johnny[01:02.19]Law.Johnny[01:04.35]Law.He's the littlest man[01:08.19]I ever saw.[01:10.26]With his badge and his gun.[01:12.81]He'll just hassle everyone.[01:15.24]He'll get you on the run.[01:17.28]Johnny Law.[01:28.53]He took me down to the state house.[01:32.58]And he hurled that book at me.[01:37.44]And being in a cell is like being in hell[01:41.43]For a man who longs to be free.[01:46.32]I sat there and[01:48.48]I wondered,[01:49.95]Just what gave this man the right.[01:55.23]To leave me to rot.[01:57.06]Here on this rickety cot.[01:59.22]Just a staring at the celling all night.[02:03.84]And I couldn't help but think[02:08.43]Of the words of my dear departed pa.[02:12.78]He said, do the best you can.[02:15.60]Be a good man.[02:17.07]But don't you never trust[02:18.90]Johnny Law.[02:21.42]Old Johnny[02:22.23]Law.Johnny[02:24.39]Law.He's the littlest man[02:28.20]I ever saw.[02:30.27]With his badge and his gun.[02:32.91]He'll just hassle everyone.[02:35.16]He'll get you on the run.[02:37.35]Johnny Law.[02:48.63]Without any proof they couldn't keep me there.[02:52.50]So they let me out in the morning.[02:57.42]And that cop said, son,[02:59.34]I don't know what you done.[03:01.50]But just consider this a little warning.[03:05.76]I said, it must take a lot of nerve to protect and to serve.[03:10.62]But I wonder what it would be like.[03:14.79]If you didn't have that badge or that gun or that uniform.[03:20.70]To hide behind.[03:23.85]And although[03:25.20]I feel,That this whole deal,[03:28.53]I got, was pretty damn wrong.[03:33.06]My conscience is clean.[03:34.83]Cause I'm a human being.[03:37.32]And you're just[03:39.00]Johnny Law.[03:41.31]Old Johnny[03:42.27]Law.Johnny[03:44.40]Law.Well, you're the littlest man[03:48.24]I ever saw.[03:50.31]With your badge and your gun.[03:52.89]You just hassle everyone.[03:55.29]You'll get ya on the run[03:57.33]Johnny Law.[03:59.16]With his badge and his gun.[04:01.77]He'll just hassle everyone.[04:03.72]You'll never get me on the run.[04:06.21]Johnny Law.