[00:01.04]Now that we’re friends[00:02.34]I’ve decided to make you my new project[00:04.27]You really don’t have to do that[00:06.37]I know, that’s what makes me so nice[00:09.99]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I[00:15.59]And let’s face it…who isn’t?[00:18.18]Less fortunate than I[00:20.65]My tender heart tends to start to bleed[00:24.43]And when someone needs a makeover[00:26.86]I simply have to takeover[00:28.22]I know I know[00:29.79]Exactly what they need[00:34.53]And even in your case…[00:37.02]Though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face[00:42.06]Don’t warry[00:42.87]I’m determined to succeed[00:46.50]Fellow my lead[00:48.81]And yes indeed[00:50.32]You will be[00:54.34]Popular[00:56.50]You’re gonna be popular[00:59.76]I’ll teach the proper ploys When you talk to boys[01:03.20]Little ways to first and flounce[01:05.53]I’ll show you what shoes to wear[01:07.25]How to fix your hair[01:09.08]Everything that really counts to be popular[01:13.05]I’ll help you be popular[01:15.63]You ‘ll hang with the right cohorts[01:18.09]You’ll be good at sports[01:19.59]Know the slang you’ve got to know[01:22.21]So let’s start[01:23.12]Cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go[01:27.34]Don’t be offended by my frank analysis[01:30.64]I think of it as personality dialysis[01:33.67]Now that I’ve chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser[01:37.33]There’s nobody wiser not when it comes to popular[01:41.40]I know about popular[01:44.77]And with an assist from me[01:46.72]To be new you’ll be[01:48.02]Instead of dreary who you were…well are[01:50.94]There’s nothing that can stop you[01:52.33]From becoming popular lar[01:55.65]La la la la[02:01.34]We’re gonna make you[02:03.21]Popular[02:05.11]When I see depressing creatures[02:10.20]With unprepossessing features,[02:12.96]I remind them on their own behalf[02:16.10]To think of celebrated heads of state[02:20.38]Or especially great communicators[02:23.62]Did they have brains or knowledge[02:26.47]Don’t make me laugh[02:27.75]They were popular[02:29.95]Please ,it’s all about popular[02:32.96]It’s not about aptitude[02:35.47]It’s way of you ‘re viewed[02:37.04]So very shrewd to be[02:38.57]Very very popular[02:41.51]like me ![02:43.19]Elphaba, look at you[02:49.23]you ‘re beautiful[02:52.23]I…I have to go[02:55.71]You’re welcome[02:58.33]And though you protest[03:01.73]Your disinterest[03:04.68]I know clandestinely[03:09.80]You’re gonna grin and bear it[03:13.06]You’re new found popularity[03:15.28]La la la la[03:21.74]You’ll be popular Just not quite as popular as me