[00:00.00] 作词 : Grean, Hertz[00:05.73]From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place[00:10.35] To study the behavior patterns of the human race[00:15.03] And I find them highly illogical[00:22.68] Girl meets boy they fall in love[00:25.74] She says he's everything she's dreamed of[00:29.25] But when they get married before he's aware[00:32.64] She changes his habits the way he combs his hair[00:36.03] She changes him to someone he's never been[00:39.36] And then complains he's not like other men[00:42.99] Now really I find this most illogical[00:49.83] Take the case of your automobiles[00:53.13] Greatest invention since man discovered wheels[00:56.64] Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor[00:59.85] Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors[01:03.30] Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace[01:06.39] But you never can find a parking space[01:10.11] Highly illogical[01:13.53] Take the case of modern man[01:16.62] He works all his life gives it all he can[01:20.10] Saves all his money works overtime[01:23.64] Pinches every penny banks every dime[01:27.09] All he can think about is money but you know[01:30.00] That he can't take it with him where he's going to go[01:33.18] Now I find that fascinatingly illogical[01:38.49] Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned[01:42.75] My people I believe have every right to be concerned[01:47.22] For in spite of computers and advanced psychology[01:50.94] Behavior patterns are still a mystery[01:54.72] I predict the future of this earthly human race[01:57.84] Is that having made a mess of Earth They'll move to outer space[02:01.80] Well there goes the neighborhood[02:08.34] Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical