[00:00.00] 作词 : Zappa[00:03.26]Evelyn, a modified dog[00:07.00]Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily[00:11.45]Draped across the piano, with some surprise[00:17.76]In the darkened room[00:19.27]Where the chairs dismayed[00:20.74]And the horrible curtains[00:22.46]Muffled the rain[00:23.53]She could hardly believe her eyes[00:28.60]A curious breeze[00:30.28]A garlic breath[00:31.43]Which sounded like a snore[00:34.42]Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within)[00:40.83]Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom[00:47.78]Evelyn, a dog, having undergone[00:50.56]Further modification[00:52.79]Pondered the significance of short-person behavior[00:55.67]In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance[00:58.77]And other highly ambient domains . . .[01:02.30]Arf she said