Day One - Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Tim Minchin
[00:00.47] 作曲 : Tim Minchin
[00:00.94][Alarm Clock] Who is that?
[00:02.75]Who is that?
[00:03.60]Emerging from his burrow?
[00:05.65]Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow?
[00:09.36]Shaman of the shadows
[00:11.16][RADIO DJ #1] Springer of the spring
[00:12.55]Come on
[00:13.10][RADIO DJ #1] Is it a squirrel?
[00:13.99]Is it a beaver?
[00:14.90][RADIO DJ #1] Kinda both
[00:15.57][RADIO DJ #1] But not quite either!
[00:16.79][RADIO DJ #1] That's right, woodchuck-chuckers, it's
[00:19.14][RADIO DJ #1] Groundhog Day!
[00:20.85][RADIO DJ #1] We're here live from Gobbler's Knob talking about everything! Weather
[00:24.84][RADIO DJ #2] Predictions
[00:25.51][RADIO DJ #1] Tempurature
[00:26.34][RADIO DJ #2] The weather
[00:27.51][RADIO DJ #1] It just got
[00:28.30][RADIO DJ #2] Totally wacky!
[00:29.74][RADIO DJ #1] That's our town on February 2nd
[00:31.56][RADIO DJ #2] I mean what could be crazier than groundhogs in February?
[00:34.48][Phone] Good morning, this is your wake up call
[00:36.77][PHIL] Thank you
[00:37.37][Phone] Happy Groundhog Day
[00:38.34][PHIL] Yeah, happy Groundhog Day..
[00:41.01][RADIO DJ #1] By the way, that's a great hat you're wearing
[00:41.71][RADIO DJ #2] Thanks! I made it myself
[00:43.51][PHIL] Lumpy bed, ugly curtains
[00:46.56]Pointless erection
[00:49.72][RADIO DJ #1] There's talk of a blizzard
[00:51.32][RADIO DJ #2] Well, it's cold enough
[00:52.62][RADIO DJ #1] How cold would you say it is?
[00:54.19][RADIO DJ #2] Oh, I'm no good at science
[00:55.50][PHIL] Dried flowers, damp towels
[00:58.09]No reception
[00:59.52][RADIO DJ #2] Doesn't matter how cold it is, it's how cold you feel
[01:01.77][RADIO DJ #1] You know, you lose up to eighty percent of your body heat through your head?
[01:05.25][RADIO DJ #2] Screw that
[01:06.07][PHIL] Small town, tiny minds
[01:08.76]Big mouths, small ideas
[01:11.88][RADIO DJ #1] Gooooo Chucks!
[01:13.10][PHIL] Shallow talk, deep snow
[01:15.82]Cold fronts, big rears
[01:18.76][RADIO DJ #1] Change the subject. Now, how cold was it last year?
[01:22.62][RADIO DJ #2] In degrees?
[01:23.74][RADIO DJ #1] I heard they don't even use degrees in Europe
[01:26.08][RADIO DJ #2] That's a good point
[01:27.25][RADIO DJ #1] Great point
[01:28.02][RADIO DJ #2] Lotta mysteries out there
[01:29.86][PHIL] One bar, one store, one clock
[01:35.04]One diner, one bank, one cop
[01:38.33][RADIO DJ #1] But right now, the question on everyone's lips
[01:40.06][RADIO DJ #2] Chapped lips
[01:41.40][RADIO DJ #1] Do you think Phil will see his shadow? What's your prediction?
[01:43.55][PHIL] I mean,
[01:44.46]What's not to like in a quaint little place like this?
[01:47.35]Who doesn't dig a crocheted pillowcase like this?
[01:50.04]Watercolors of bucolic vistas
[01:52.62]Painted by octogenarian spinsters
[01:55.53]And all of the people just getting together
[01:57.90]For relentless analysis of the weather
[02:00.61]Their dumb superstitions and vacuous chat
[02:04.54]I'm sure there was a pack of Xanax in this jacket
[02:08.35]You couldn't pay me to stay here one more night
[02:11.28]Swear that there is no check you could write that might
[02:13.91]Tempt me to stay and wake up in the morning in
[02:17.22][Radio] Punxsutawney
[02:22.58][PHIL] There's nothing more depressing than
[02:25.30]Small Town U.S.A.
[02:27.48]And small don't come much smaller than
[02:30.82]Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day
[02:33.82][PHIL & TOWNSPEOPLE]
[02:42.68]
[03:03.50]There's nothing more (Punxsutawney)
[03:05.01]Depressing than (Pennsylvania)
[03:06.24]Small Town U.S.A. (U.S.A)
[03:08.35]And small don't come much (Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh)
[03:10.15]smaller than
[03:11.82]Punxsutawney on Groundhog
[03:13.70]Day (Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day)
[03:15.60][PHIL]
[03:17.82]I've not a bad word to say about small towns per se
[03:22.24]They're nice for an hour or at a stretch, half a day
[03:26.36]And they're perfect for a stop-off on your way
[03:29.36]On your way to somewhere else
[03:32.66]Pretty much anywhere else
[03:34.89]And I've no qualm at all
[03:36.42]With your small-town people
[03:38.81]I admire their balls
[03:41.04]Getting out of bed at all
[03:43.30]To face another day in a shit-hole this small
[03:47.38]All haystacks and horses where there should be golf courses
[03:52.08]And one bar, one store, one clock
[03:56.80]One diner, one bank, one cop
[04:01.85]How can they bear it
[04:02.66]To live in a place like this?
[04:04.62]Separate from the whole human race like this?
[04:07.45]One little store selling plaid shirts and rakes
[04:10.19]And it's huntin' and fishin' and half-pounder steaks
[04:13.02]And if I have a hope of a better career than this
[04:15.85]This is the last time I'm broadcasting here
[04:18.31]Jesus
[04:18.82]I have been forecasting too many years
[04:21.45]To be talking to hicks about magical beavers
[04:24.73]When I'm done, gonna call up the station
[04:27.04]And tell them I'm through with this crap
[04:30.37]And never again will I wake in the morning in
[04:33.86][TOWNSPEOPLE] Punxsutawney
[04:35.29]Is a little town
[04:37.01]With a heart as big as any town
[04:40.67]As any small town in the U.S.A.
[04:44.23]And there is no town greater than
[04:47.42]Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day
[04:52.35][PHIL] Tomorrow I'll wake and I'll call up the station
[04:55.06]And tell them I'm not coming back
[04:57.99]And never again will I wake in the morning in
[05:01.71][TOWNSPEOPLE] Every morning I wake to the dawning of
[05:04.15][PHIL] Never again will I wake in the morning in
[05:07.11][PHIL & TOWNSPEOPLE] Punxsutawney
[05:09.20][TOWNSPEOPLE] Is a little town
[05:10.23]With a heart as big as any town
[05:11.60][PHIL & TOWNSPEOPLE]
[05:12.72]There's nothing more
[05:13.99]depressing than (As any small town)
[05:15.12]Small Town U.S.A. (In the U.S.A.)
[05:17.47]And there is no town （There is no town greater than)
[05:21.01]smaller than (Punxsutawney)
[05:22.19]Punxsutawney on Groundhog (A heart as big as any town)
[05:24.02]There's nothing more
[05:25.11]depressing than (As any small town)
[05:26.52]Small Town U.S.A. (In the U.S.A.)
[05:29.08]There is no town smaller than (And there is no town greater than)
[05:32.08]Punxsutawney on (Punxsutawney on)
[05:33.50]Punxsutawney on (Punxsutawney on)
[05:35.00]Punxsutawney on (Punxsutawney on)
[05:36.21](Groundhog)
[05:37.51]Just kill me now (Day!)
[05:43.99][TOWNSPEOPLE] Who is that?
[05:44.94]Who is that?
[05:45.70]Emerging from his burrow?
[05:47.94]Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow?
[05:51.79]Shaman of the shadows
[05:53.68]Springer of the spring
[05:55.57]Is it a squirrel?
[05:56.54]Is it a beaver?
[05:57.48][BUSTER] Kinda both
[05:58.20]But not quite either!
[05:59.02][TOWNSPEOPLE]
[05:59.43]All the meteorologists
[06:01.27]The world has ever known
[06:02.99]Cannot match this little guy's uncanny skill
[06:06.79]We can guess but we won't know
[06:08.57]If we should dress for sun or snow
[06:10.56]Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil
[06:15.42][BUSTER] Every year for a hundred years
[06:18.10]We've bent our heads and lent our ears
[06:21.18]To listen to his famed prognostication
[06:26.87]Lucky for you, I speak with ease
[06:29.25]Both English and Groundhog-ese
[06:32.46]Please stand-by for imminent translation
[06:38.16][ELDERS] This brown log contain-eth
[06:43.43]One groundhog, the famous
[06:48.73]Phillip of Punxsutawney
[06:53.63]Gifted sniffer of future mornings
[06:59.31][TOWNSPEOPLE] The finest specimen you will find
[07:01.52]Of Rodentia: Sciuridae
[07:03.44]Our own uncanny whistle-pig
[07:05.51]The ground-est hog that ever lived
[07:07.54]A hundred years and he is still
[07:09.38]The pride of Punxsutawney
[07:11.15]The prophet of PA
[07:13.09]Prognosticatin' Punxsutawney Phil
[07:16.58]Who is that?
[07:17.06]Who is that?
[07:17.69]Emerging from his burrow?
[07:19.71]Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow?
[07:22.93]Shaman of the shadows
[07:25.16]Springer of the spring
[07:26.97]Is it a squirrel?
[07:27.81]Is it a beaver?
[07:28.68][BUSTER] Kinda both
[07:29.50]But not quite either
[07:30.64][TOWNSPEOPLE] All the meteorologists
[07:32.31]The world has ever known
[07:33.76]Cannot match this little guy's uncanny skill
[07:37.41]We can guess but we won't know
[07:38.94]If we should dress for sun or snow
[07:40.98]Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil
[07:44.26][BUSTER] Punxsutawney Phil, seer of seers
[07:47.39]Prognosticator of prognosticators
[07:50.42]Has declared in Groundhog-ese
[07:53.57]That he did indeed see his shadow
[07:56.67]Six more weeks of winter!
[07:59.37][TOWNSPEOPLE] Awwwww
[08:01.78]Yaaay!
[08:05.38]All the meteorologists
[08:06.84]The world has ever known
[08:08.57]Cannot match this little guy's uncanny skill
[08:11.94]We can guess but we won't know
[08:13.73]If we should dress for sun or snow
[08:15.56]Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil
[08:20.17]
[08:30.48][RITA] February 2nd
[08:33.07]First remote broadcast
[08:35.10]GHD in Punx, PA
[08:38.84][RITA & TOWNSPEOPLE]
[08:40.29]Unexpected weather (Tomorrow)
[08:43.04]Seems we're staying here for (Spring will come, and then)
[08:45.20]another night
[08:48.10]Which is kinda fine (There will be blue skies, my )
[08:51.71]It's a sweet town and (friend)
[08:53.77]People are kind and
[08:59.14]The bartender's kind of hot
[09:04.16]Hopefully, tomorrow (Tomorrow)
[09:07.00]The roads will be cleared (There will be sun)
[09:09.07]And we can go home
[09:12.90]Working with Phil Connors (And if not tomorrow)
[09:16.64]They all told me he would be an asshole
[09:21.55]And he is
[09:23.34](Perhaps the day aaaaaa-)
[09:24.97]Luckily he's funny-ish
[09:28.88]Thinks he's too good for this
[09:33.59][TOWNSPEOPLE] Tomorrow
[09:36.74]Spring will come, and then
[09:40.84]There will be blue skies, my friend
[09:44.55]Bright eyes and laughter
[09:48.62]Tomorrow, there will be sun
[09:56.47]But if not tomorrow
[10:00.68]Perhaps the day aaaaa-
[10:09.65]