[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn[00:00.516] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber[00:01.032]BERTIE:It's an English tradition[00:04.506]We like to say hallo[00:07.745]We hope by shaking hands that we'll recall your name[00:11.063]We work on that basis, remembering faces[00:12.944]But that's about all[00:15.112]I know you're somebody something[00:18.664]It's on the tip of my tongue[00:21.904]You're either Edith Sitwell or the Bow Street Beak[00:25.508]I'll know who you are, the moment you speak ...[00:29.035]But meanwhile, just put in right there[00:34.051]How do you do?[00:35.775]BUDGE:How do you do?[00:37.551]GUSSIE:How do you do?[00:39.771]BERTIE:Hallo again...[00:41.077]BUDGE:How goes it all?[00:42.331]GUSSIE:Good day to you[00:43.664]BERTIE:You keeping fit?[00:44.917]BUDGE:So great to meet you[00:46.929]GUSSIE:It's been an age[00:48.392]BERTIE:A tiny world[00:50.011]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE:How do you -[00:51.892]ALL:How do you do?[00:53.721]BUDGE:How's life with you?[00:55.105]GUSSIE:Good evening all[00:56.307]BERTIE:You're looking well[00:57.535]BUDGE:Well, hi there, stranger[00:58.945]GUSSIE:Surprise, surprise[01:00.539]BERTIE:What could be nicer, meeting like this?[01:04.614]I confess I've forgotten[01:08.062]Who on earth you can be[01:11.406]It could be you're Nijinsky or the man next door-[01:15.298]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE:How do you -[01:16.944]ALL:How do you do?[01:18.981]GUSSIE:You're either Pablo Picasso[01:22.508]BUDGE:Or maybe Harpo Marx[01:25.851]BERTIE:You might be Sarah Bernhardt - no, you're Wittgenstein[01:29.535]GUSSIE:Whoever I am though, the pleasure's all mine[01:32.826]BUDGE:Let's take it and shake it right there[01:38.024]BERTIE:Well, fancy this[01:39.670]GUSSIE:It's surely not?[01:41.394]BUDGE:I can't believe[01:43.745]BERTIE:Good Lord alive![01:45.104]GUSSIE:How long's it been?[01:46.410]BUDGE:You've hardly changed[01:47.742]BERTIE:You've lost some weight[01:49.362]GUSSIE:I can't believe it![01:51.112]BUDGE:It's been a while[01:52.522]BERTIE:You're just the same[01:54.194]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE:How do you -[01:56.075]ALL:How do you do?[01:57.851]GUSSIE:What brings you here?[01:59.027]BERTIE:How's life back home?[02:00.490]BUDGE:How's business been?[02:01.744]GUSSIE:And how's your father?[02:03.076]BERTIE:My sainted aunt![02:04.800]What could be better, meeting like this?[02:08.771]Though I haven't an inkling[02:12.297]Not a clue who you are[02:15.432]You could be Amy Johnson[02:17.130]BUDGE:No, I'm Al Capone. How do you -[02:19.507]GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE:How do you -[02:20.917]ALL:How do you do?[02:23.086]BUDGE:Aren't you Marlene Dietrich?[02:26.769]GUSSIE:I think I'm Bernard Shaw[02:29.904]BERTIE:It really doesn't matter who on earth you are[02:33.482]The truth of it all is our friendship's been far[02:36.904]Too long now to bother with names[02:42.207]It's just another episode[02:45.943]In the Wooster moral code[02:49.522]Let's extend the hand of greeting[02:54.511]ALL:Hallo there, whoever you are[03:01.329]How do you do ——