[00:00.900][00:04.900]My dear saggy, pruney old granny[00:08.900]Is dying in the living room[00:13.900]The ambulance came and took her away to the hospital in the city[00:22.900]The hospital in the city is damp, crusty and rusty[00:31.900]The doctor told me to wait and behave[00:35.900]But I did not heed his words.[00:40.900]Instead I wandered through the hollow halls.[00:50.900]Curiosity lead me into the staff only[00:59.900]I saw crates stacked up so high[01:04.899]It was a most curious sight[01:08.899]So I opened one and then to my surprise[01:16.899]I saw...[01:18.899]Vegetables! Carrots, garlics and chards![01:22.899]Cabbages, pumpkins, lettuce and peas![01:27.899]Something feels wrong there's a chill in my spine[01:31.899]But before I could figure it out[01:35.899]Footsteps clacking grew louder[01:42.899]...and Louder![02:10.899]I ran down the hall in a panic[02:15.899]Saw each dying patient as i ran[02:19.899]Like slides in a show I witnessed it all[02:24.899]Was a kafkan metamorphosis[02:29.899]Senile and literal vegetables[02:33.899]My granny's a broccoli[02:38.899]I thought on the ride home, wide-eyed and disturbed[02:43.899]Dreading tonight's salad dinner[02:47.899]My mind swoops on back to the hospital halls[02:57.899]Curiosity lead me into the staff only room[03:05.899]Saw crates stacked up so high[03:11.899]It was a most curious sight0[03:15.899]So I took a closer look and inside I saw[03:23.899]I saw...![03:25.899]Vegetables! Endives, beetroots and maize![03:29.899]Celeries, aubergines, gingers and leeks![03:34.899]I see wrinkly faces in the green leafy mess[03:39.899]I told my parents what I saw[03:42.899]But they did not believe me and told me to shut up[03:46.899]And eat...[03:51.899]My broccoli