Another Terrible Day - Rob Rokicki/George Salazar.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Rob Rokicki
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Rob Rokicki
[00:02.584]MR. D: Oh, you're alive
[00:03.600]I suppose that's good news for you
[00:05.837]But it means a lot more paperwork for me
[00:08.600]So don't expect me to be happy to see you
[00:11.936]Of course, being alive is temporary
[00:15.011](Spoken) So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours, things might improve.
[00:20.174]For me. Not for you. You'd be dead.
[00:23.584]PERCY: (Spoken) Where am I?
[00:25.070]MR. D: Great!
[00:26.122]You haven't been debriefed
[00:27.646]This is way out of my pay grade
[00:29.849]Which is saying a lot
[00:31.224]'Cause I don't get paid
[00:33.708](Spoken) Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip-clop over here!
[00:38.943]PERCY: (Spoken) It's Percy Jackson
[00:41.162]MR. D: (Spoken) Whatever!
[00:42.712](Sung) Just another terrible day
[00:45.908]At Camp Half-Blood
[00:47.236]Where everything's the worst
[00:48.663]Just another terrible day
[00:51.734]When you're in charge
[00:53.050]It's like you're cursed
[00:55.270](Spoken) Well, technically I am cursed.
[00:57.361]One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph, and you're stuck running a summer camp for a bunch of needy half-bloods.
[01:04.407]PERCY: (Spoken) Half-blood?
[01:05.567]MR. D: (Spoken) Yeah, half-god, half-mortal. Does no one watch the orientation film?
[01:11.307]PERCY: (Spoken) Did you say half-god?
[01:13.024]MR D: (Spoken) Yeah. And I half-care
[01:15.621]Who's next? Silena Beauregard!
[01:19.170]Oh, great, she's crying.
[01:21.366]SILENA: (Spoken) I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckendorf and we were holding hands and everything was totally normal and then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers. Everywhere!
[01:35.190]MR. D: Look, kid
[01:35.875]I hate to be the one to tell you
[01:37.463]But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph
[01:41.079]That doesn't wanna to wish you well
[01:43.025]To tell you the truth
[01:44.186]The best thing is to break up with the guy
[01:47.000](Spoken) 'Course, who am I to give relationship advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol
[01:52.157]SILENA: (Spoken) But he loves me-
[01:53.482]MR. D: (Spoken) He loves you not! Next!
[01:56.567](Sung) Another terrible day
[01:59.387]At Camp Half-Blood
[02:00.734]Where everything's the worst
[02:02.142]Just another terrible day
[02:04.939]I'm the god of wine
[02:06.577]And I'm dying of thirst
[02:08.077]PERCY: (Spoken) Wait, did you say you're a god?
[02:10.328]MR. D: (Spoken) Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy.
[02:15.336]Ah, Katie Gardner. I see you've injured your arm.
[02:19.249]KATIE: (Spoken) I fell off a pegasus.
[02:21.500]MR. D: (Spoken) You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery.
[02:24.969]KATIE: (Spoken) Those arrows are made of wood! wood comes from trees! I refuse to participate in any activity that encourages the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends-
[02:34.805]MR. D: Oh, gods
[02:35.548]Give me Ares or Apollo
[02:37.400]Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin
[02:40.232]Now that you blessed us
[02:41.578]Go talk to Hephaestus
[02:43.014]Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing
[02:46.372](Spoken) And stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies...
[02:50.654]Ah, speaking of ponies.
[02:52.575]MR. BRUNNER: (Spoken) Percy!
[02:53.513]PERCY: (Spoken) Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here?
[02:56.265]This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and...
[03:00.763]What is going on?
[03:02.526]MR. BRUNNER: (Spoken) It's... complicated-
[03:04.701]MR. D: Oh kid,
[03:05.354]You have no idea
[03:06.686]About this place or your former mentor
[03:09.229]I don't have time
[03:10.477]To fill you in on the details
[03:12.825]But look, he's also a centaur
[03:15.233](Spoken) God!
[03:17.806]CHIRON: (Spoken) I did mean to tell you...
[03:20.047]MR. D: Another terrible day (PERCY: Mr. Brunner! )
[03:22.854]At Camp Half-blood (PERCY: You're a horse! )
[03:24.170]Where everything's the worst
[03:25.827]Another terrible day (PERCY: What is happening? )
[03:28.532]You can hate it here
[03:29.418]But I hated it first
[03:31.410]Just another terrible day
[03:34.389]Stuck with these runts
[03:35.780]In the muck and mud
[03:37.327]Another terrible day
[03:40.972]Oh gods!
[03:46.048](Speaking) I need a drink
[03:48.235](Sung) Enjoy your stay
[03:49.719]At Camp Half-blood