[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem[00:00.065] 作曲 : King Tech/Eminem[00:00.131]Yo, mic-check (My d1xk)[00:03.291]Testin', one, two, fvxk (My d1xk)[00:07.915]My nxts[00:09.247]My attitude is worse than N.W.A's was[00:11.729]I'll battle you over stupid sx1t[00:13.244]And diss people who ain't have sx1t to do with it[00:15.229]Like Cool J does (My tattoo)[00:16.588]You see me standin' outside of your buildin'[00:18.286]Screamin', "Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children"[00:21.682]I look at my life in a new light[00:23.301]Fvxk it, give me 2 mics[00:24.633]I write songs for me, fvxk what you like[00:26.697]You probably hear me rap half-hearted[00:28.291]'Cause I don't like rap anyway[00:29.649]I'm just tryna get my p0rno career started (Oh, hell yeah)[00:32.287]Every place and event, been there, done that[00:34.769]Sx1t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went[00:37.303]Want a deal? Study these five chapters[00:39.497]Lesson 1, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers[00:42.710]Lesson 2, face 'em and diss 'em (What up, dawg?)[00:44.382]Don't give 'em a demo, kidnap 'em (Come on, you're comin' with me, motherfvxker, check this out)[00:46.002]And make 'em come to your basement and listen[00:47.882]Lesson 3, get a job at a label[00:49.763]Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table[00:52.584](Here, listen)[00:53.002]Lesson 4, know you heard this before[00:54.988]"Hey, let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow for sure"[00:57.704]Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed[00:59.768]Get the whitest A&R you can find[01:01.388]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can (Hey dude, come here)[01:03.556]Lesson 5, get a hook-up at Jive[01:05.437]Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live[01:08.598]And that's the key, but when you see me on the street[01:11.105]I ain't givin' you sx1t, b1xch, don't even bother askin' me[01:13.822]Toilet water splashes me right in the a5s when I'm spittin'[01:16.643]'Cause I'm always sx1ttin' when I'm rappin', like Master P (Ungh)[01:19.256]Got a bl0wj0b from Paula Jones and stuffed it so far in her mouth[01:22.442]My baxls broke both of her collarbones[01:24.402]Told Mya this sx1t was all about me, ah[01:26.596]Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea[01:29.522]And all three of my main girls said, "See ya"[01:31.481]'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in[01:32.970]And caught me fvxkin' Aaliyah[01:34.642]I splish-splash while I'm takin' a bath[01:36.705]Grab a handful of p1lls, break 'em in half, take 'em and laugh[01:39.840]White trash, fvxkin' your wife in the a5s[01:41.825]While you're out siphonin' gas[01:43.184]For your lawn mower to cut the grass[01:44.673]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad (Yo, why you diss me?)[01:47.389]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[01:49.740]And when I rap about a buncha sx1t you wished you had (A big d1xk)[01:52.536]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[01:55.174]I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad[01:57.995]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[02:00.529]He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad (Nurse, nurse)[02:03.115]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[02:05.884]What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play[02:08.731]Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate[02:11.527]Hi, Renée (Oh, hi)[02:12.232]I was just about to toss a live grenade[02:14.348]In your driveway and drive away (What?)[02:16.281]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with A1DS?[02:18.632]Blood drippin' from it[02:19.860]Rippin' your stomach like a paper mâché[02:21.845]You talk a lot of sx1t, but you was never ill, though[02:24.144]I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow[02:26.913]Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh[02:29.185]Jumped up, choked a giraffe[02:30.361]Snapped his neck and broke it in half[02:32.242]Wagin' wars, went on stage[02:33.913]And sprayed Cage with Agent Orange[02:35.611]And wiped my a5s with his page in Source (Here)[02:37.936]The demon is here, I'm steamin' this year[02:39.634]I rip that **** voice box out and scream in his ear[02:42.743]It's not a gimmick, b1xch, it's an image, I live it[02:44.911]Give a fvxk? I don't know what a fvxk is to give it[02:47.523]"Yeah, I don't think this guy is well"[02:49.143]I'm high as hell, I'll beat you with a live cat[02:51.494]When I'm swingin' him by his tail[02:53.218]I'll fvxkin', I'll fvxkin', lay your nxts on the dresser[02:56.640]Just your nutsack by itself[02:58.233]And bang them sx1ts with a spiked bat[03:00.245]Cxt your n3ck off, then s3w your head right back[03:02.335]And leave you like that[03:03.432]You just triggered a pr1ck who just mixed liquor[03:05.731]Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured[03:07.298]And stiffer than Christopher[03:08.839]Reeves[03:09.414]I was dealin' with strep throat[03:10.798]While your mother was br3astf33din'[03:12.026]And gave her the flesh-eatin' disease[03:14.011]I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees[03:16.389]And walkin' through South Central L.A., bl33din' in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?)[03:19.367]Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines[03:21.874]Flashin' back to bein' shot and repeatin' the scenes[03:24.251]On how you just got smok3d, and if you do live[03:26.707]You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and Pac joke[03:29.032]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad[03:31.801]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[03:34.413]And when I rap about a fat b1xch that you wished you had[03:37.051]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[03:39.716]I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad[03:42.407]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[03:44.914]He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad[03:47.500]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad[03:52.124]I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (Uh-huh)[03:55.860]That's right, Slim Shady (Yup)[03:58.838]Sway and Tech, sprayin' wreck (B1xch)[04:02.651]And we don't give a heck (Uh-uh)[04:04.036]Or a dxxn or a fvxk or a sx1t[04:08.660]So suxk my mothafvxkin' d1xk[04:11.455]The Wake Up Show, let me tell you what it mean to me[04:13.806]It mean hard beats, hard rhymes, B-boys[04:17.698]Hip-hop, baby, all the way, forever