[00:00.000] 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen/Aline Brosh McKenna[00:01.000] 作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen/Aline Brosh McKenna[00:14.000]Right now we’re angry and sad[00:17.000]It’s our right to get righteously mad[00:20.000]At every member of the opposite sex[00:22.800]Oh god, we hate them[00:25.000][00:27.500]Let’s not distinguish between them at all[00:31.000]Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol[00:34.000]And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements[00:40.500]Let’s generalize about men[00:44.000]Let’s generalize about men[00:47.000]Let’s take one bad thing about one man[00:51.000]And apply it to all of them[00:54.500]Let’s conflate all the guys[00:56.000]Let’s generalize about men[00:59.000][01:02.000]All men are completely repressed[01:04.800]Uh-huh[01:05.800]All men only want to have sex[01:08.500]There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this[01:12.800]All 3.6 billion men[01:15.500]All men are emotionally stunned[01:18.800]When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted[01:22.300]And why do men never listen and only think about themselves,[01:25.000]as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves[01:29.000]Oh, I hear you, girl[01:30.800][01:31.000]Let’s generalize about men[01:34.000]Let’s generalize about men[01:37.800]Let’s get super lit, and not admit[01:41.500]this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then[01:44.800]Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men[01:49.300]All men are stupid and childish[01:52.000]Even the ones who are "smart and mature"[01:55.800]All every man does every day[01:58.800]is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore[02:02.300][02:02.800]Wait, what about gay men?[02:03.800]Oh, no, they are fine.[02:04.800]Gay men are all really great[02:08.000]Every single one[02:11.000]They’re never mean, just sassy[02:13.500]They’re all completely adorable and fun[02:18.000][02:18.500]So let’s focus for now on straight men[02:21.500]Let’s just generalize about them[02:24.800]They’re all monsters.[02:26.300]They’re murderers.[02:27.300]They’re rapists.[02:28.300]Totally.[02:29.300]Wait, I have sons![02:31.800]Your sons are gonna be rapists