[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Schwartz[00:01.000] 作曲 : Alan Menken[00:04.712]Please don't fear that you are upsetting me[00:07.619]Dear, I barely know you're there[00:10.547]Sorry, were you speaking? You're hard to see[00:13.213]Like a smell that lingers in the air[00:15.601][00:15.860]Trying to be clever, that makes no sense[00:19.045]That's a role you haven't earned[00:21.450]You don't see your own insignificance[00:24.888]Well, it's time you learned[00:27.017][00:27.288]You may think you're bad[00:30.480]But, darling, I am badder[00:33.125]Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in[00:35.783]Being just a—[00:38.385]Has-been (A wannabe) villain[00:38.645][00:38.645]You're a garter snake[00:41.307]And I'm a big puff adder[00:44.227]Face it, I am so much badder[00:46.622]Than you[00:48.469][00:51.928]Surely you can see it's ridiculous[00:54.593]Two villains in one fairy tale[00:57.500]This town is too small for the both of us[01:00.169]So off into the sunset, you should sail[01:02.555][01:03.346]I can send my minions to help you pack[01:05.997]I'll be careful not to crow[01:08.943]Darling, I will miss you[01:10.540]Alas (Alack)[01:11.879]But you have got to go[01:14.013][01:14.273]You can claim you're bad[01:17.674]But I'm a better badder[01:20.320]Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll[01:22.987]Ever equal me as a mistress of evil[01:25.366][01:25.366]I'm the heart and brains[01:28.561]And you, you're just the bladder[01:31.508]How can you believe you're badder[01:33.642]Than I[01:34.968][01:35.222]Nobody ever would bother to tell[01:40.547]A tale with Maleficent and with Cruella[01:45.878]My cheekbones are sharper[01:48.542]My hair's much more high[01:51.213]So jump down a rabbit hole[01:54.669]Go climb a beanstalk[01:57.062]It's not au revoir, but goodbye[02:06.109][02:11.144]Someone really should put a stop on her[02:12.472](Someone really should put a stop on her)[02:14.279]Up to me to find a way (Up to me to find a way)[02:16.935]Maybe there's a house I can drop on her[02:19.356]Mmm, is a poisoned apple too cliché?[02:22.002][02:22.272]Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down[02:24.691]A spell to make her disappear[02:27.606]And when she is gone, I will own the town[02:30.519]And everyone will cheer[02:33.395][02:33.672]She was sorta bad[02:36.085]But you are so much badder[02:39.000]Clearly that is why I have to[02:41.661]See that she lives happily never after[02:44.570][02:44.840]Once I sit alone atop the villain ladder[02:50.285]Everyone in Monrolasia[02:52.413]Will totally be in my thrall[02:55.340]They will say "Oh, Queen, we praise ya"[02:58.259]Because I will be not just badder[03:02.464]Because I will be not just badder[03:03.252]Badder, badder[03:03.519][03:03.780]But the nasty[03:05.103]Everlast-y[03:06.435]Flabbergast-y[03:07.785]Very, very baddest of them all