[00:00.000] 作词 : Frank Loesser[00:01.000] 作曲 : Frank Loesser[00:13.153]Ask me how do I feel[00:14.879]Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging[00:20.000]Well sir all I can say[00:22.015]Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing[00:26.840]From the moment we kissed tonight[00:30.224]That's the way I just got to behave[00:33.581]Boy if I were a lamp I'd light[00:36.768]Or if I were a banner I'd wave[00:40.054]Ask me how do I feel[00:42.345]Little me with my quiet upbringing[00:46.639]Well sir all I can say[00:49.055]Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging[00:53.692]And if I were a watch I'd start[01:00.293]Popping my spring[01:02.051]Or if I were a bell[01:02.556]I'd go ding dong ding dong ding[01:17.196]Ask me how do I feel[01:18.810]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning[01:24.051]Well sir all I can say[01:25.994]Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning[01:30.685]Yes I knew my moral would crack[01:33.923]From the wonderful way that you looked[01:37.220]Boy if I were a duck I'd quack[01:40.624]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked[01:44.056]Ask me how do I feel[01:45.841]Ask me now that we're fondly caressing[01:51.203]Pal if I were a salad[01:52.768]I know I'd be splashing my dressing[01:57.258]Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring[02:04.503]Or if I were a bell[02:05.593]I'd go ding dong ding dong ding