[00:00.00] 作词 : Biz Markie[00:02.61]Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date[00:05.23]But a year to make love she wanted you to wait[00:08.34]Let me tell ya a story of my situation[00:11.16]I was talkin' to this girl from the u.s. nation[00:13.98]The way that i met her was on tour at a concert[00:16.80]She had long hair and a short miniskirt[00:19.59]I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat[00:22.20]I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met[00:25.23]I whispered in her ear,[00:26.47]"come to the picture booth[00:28.20]So i can ask you some questions to see if[00:30.01]you are a hundred proof"[00:30.94]I asked her her name,she said blah-blah-blah[00:33.56]She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra[00:36.42]I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused[00:39.27]I said, "how do you like the show?"[00:40.62]She said, "i was very amused"[00:42.01]I started throwin'bass,she started throwin'back mid-range[00:44.95]But when i sprung the question,she acted kind of strange[00:47.72]Then when i asked,"do ya have a man,"she tried to pretend[00:50.99]She said,"no i don't, i only have a friend"[00:54.79]Come on, i'm not even goin' for it[00:57.65]This is what i'm goin' sing[00:59.20]You,[02:30.84][01:12.33][01:00.67]you got what i need[02:56.56][02:45.45][02:34.20][01:27.28][01:15.47][01:04.19]but you say he's just a friend[01:07.10]And you say he's just a friend,[01:09.06]oh baby You,[02:48.27][01:18.37]But you say he's just a friend,[02:39.07][01:20.33]oh baby You,[01:23.48] you got what i need[02:59.50][01:29.60]But you say he's just a friend[01:32.52]So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time[01:35.05]I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime[01:38.12]'cause i have friends and that's a fact[01:40.98]Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq[01:43.88]Forget about that, let's go into the story[01:46.57]About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me[01:49.51]So we started talkin', getin' familiar[01:52.29]Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up[01:55.35]A relationship or some undderstanding[01:58.01]How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'[02:00.71]Everything sounded so dandy and sweet[02:03.48]I had no idea i was in for a treat[02:06.10]After this was established,everything was cool[02:09.12]The tour was over and she went back to school[02:11.98]I called every day to see how she was doin'[02:14.84]Everytime that i ccalled her it seemed somethin'was brewin'[02:17.73]I called her on my dime,picked up,and then i called again[02:20.20]I said, "yo, who was that?"[02:21.94]"oh,he's just a friend"[02:25.10]Don't gimme that,[02:26.80]don't ever gimme that[02:26.81]Jus' bust this[02:29.33]You,[02:37.10]And you say he's just a friend,[02:53.45][02:41.93]got what i need[02:50.43]oh baby You[03:02.36]So i came to her college on a surprise visit[03:05.30]To see my girl that was so exquisite[03:08.12]It was a school day, i knew she was there[03:11.03]The first semester of the school year[03:13.85]I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm[03:16.64]This guy made me fill out a visitor's form[03:19.45]He told me where it was and i as on my way[03:22.35]To see my baby doll, i was happy to say[03:25.09]I arrrived in front of the dormitory[03:27.99]Yo, could you tell me where is door three?[03:30.72]They showed me where it was for the moment[03:33.54]I didn't know i was in for such an event[03:36.20]So i came to her room and opened the door[03:39.14]Oh, snap! guess what i saw?[03:41.96]A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,[03:44.70]I was so in shock my heart went down south[03:47.56]So please listen to the message that i say[03:50.17]Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend