The explosive Chris - dogwhydog.mp3

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[00:10.800]Hey, Chris.
[00:11.700]You wanna keep it down in here?
[00:13.500]One of us has to work in the morning!
[00:16.350]Chris, have you... Have you been drinking?
[00:17.730]Yes. Have you been aging?
[00:20.340]l want you two to do it right in front of me,
[00:22.950]andl'm gonna throw40 bucks
[00:24.300]on your sweaty bodies whenyou're done.
[00:32.040]Why do you guys hate me?
[00:42.150]What? What?
[00:42.360]What are you looking at?
[00:42.870]l could fight you both.
[00:45.570]Youdon't know what l go through every day.
[00:49.920]Now go to sleep, the both of you.
[01:09.390]Hey, Chris, by the way,
[01:10.110]the roofer came today
[01:11.160]while you were at work.
[01:12.660]- And?
[01:12.960]-lt's gonna be five grand to fix it.
[01:14.820]That's just perfect.
[01:16.560]l love spending$5,000
[01:18.270]on something nobody can see.
[01:19.740]Anyone got more happy news?
[01:21.510]l'm gonna need a check for the dentist.
[01:23.400]Peter has two cavities.
[01:24.990]l'll bet if l go upstairs to that bathroom
[01:26.850]that toothbrush is as dry as a bone.
[01:29.370]Sometimes l forget.
[01:31.440]Anything else l should know about?
[01:33.150]Well, my science class is taking a field trip
[01:35.790]to the water purification center.
[01:37.260]- And?
[01:37.950]- And it costs$10 for lunch and the bus.
[01:41.730]Ten dollars?
[01:42.780]What the hell is it with that school
[01:44.370]that every time you walk in there
[01:45.690]somebody wants$10?
[01:47.700]Look,l'm really sorry,
[01:48.690]but ifwe're that desperate for money,
[01:50.340]isn't there something we can do?
[01:51.990]l mean, maybe we could ask
[01:53.580]to borrow some from Mr. Quagmire.
[01:55.650]You'd like that,wouldn't you?
[01:57.360]Like to see me walk next door,
[01:59.010]hat in hand, and ask him for money.
[02:01.050]Betyou'd have your nose pressed
[02:02.250]against the glass to watch that conversation.
[02:04.410]No, you know what? lnstead,let's just go knock on all the doors
[02:07.200]of all our neighbors and tell theml'm a failure!
[02:09.450]- No,that's not what l...
[02:10.350]- No, no, no,it's a good idea!
[02:11.310]Let's just go right now and tell everyone
[02:13.230]how much of a failure l am.
[02:14.760]But l...
[02:14.940]KNOCKlNG
[02:14.970]- QUAGMlRE: Oh, hey, Chris.
[02:19.620]- Meg has something she wants to tell you.
[02:21.480]MEG: Chris, please,l'm sorry.
[02:23.250]CHRlS: Say it!
[02:24.660]MEG: CRYlNG Chris is a failure.
[02:25.440]QUAGMlRE: Uh, okay.
[02:27.120]CHRlS: Nowwe're going to the Swansons!
[02:28.080]MEG SOBBlNG
[02:28.200]CHRlS GRUNTlNG
[02:28.260]YELLlNG
[02:28.290]Oh, my God!
[02:36.870]l think Chris is having a heart attack!
[02:38.820]We're not supposed to leave the table.