The Christmas Heist - PhonicB∞m/Rhyme Flow.mp3

[00:09.664] Verse 1:
[00:10.944] 1% of the world is too rich.
[00:13.088] And of those 1% are crooks with cruel tricks.
[00:15.920] And they use loopholes and tactics to mad profit.
[00:18.520] It’s exactly why I’m standing up dammit, to now stop it.
[00:21.391] The first mark is a pharmaceutical corp.
[00:23.660] Who’s jacking up pill prices and keeping limited stores.
[00:26.413] They in bed with heads for financial medical gains.
[00:29.041] And they overcharge insurance to rack up premium claims.
[00:32.289] So, call up my angry black hatters.
[00:34.605] Let ‘em crack they knuckles why the crackin into the data.
[00:37.116] And they’re gonna fiddle and meddle and move allocations
[00:39.727] From their offshore holdings to our - settled location.
[00:43.041] Christmas morning - they gonna get a bad call.
[00:45.351] How their assets went from massive to tragically mad small.
[00:48.613] Now you wondering how this song is festive
[00:50.481] So stick around two more verses, and you’ll reap investment.
[01:13.777] Verse 2:
[01:14.849] Mark 2, a Non-Profit that’s frontin as a religion
[01:17.055] They’ve been leechin off their faithful while runnin them like a prison.
[01:19.784] And their “Fundraiser” for some rare illness in children
[01:22.295] Pull in billions of dollars that’ll never get to fulfill them.
[01:25.822] That ain’t right, in fact it’s a shame plight.
[01:27.748] So our team goes ghost, so we can infiltrate night.
[01:30.426] Finding files of evidence to pin their corruption
[01:33.159] To flip this scheme you need means for disruption.
[01:36.120] As such these tax shelters do help them function.
[01:38.539] So if these go missing, they’re screwed. No assumptions.
[01:41.642] Next day, it’s in-ternal eruptions.
[01:43.995] The day after XMAS man, a malfunction-
[01:46.539] Their billions of dollars of assets have vanished to dust.
[01:48.973] While the media’s calling them saying they’ve managed to bust.
[01:51.575] An anonymous gift to the rare illness has funding.
[01:54.265] But the other half of that is enroute out of the country.
[02:17.529] Bridge:
[02:18.703] I never said I was a good man.
[02:21.616] But yo we had a pretty good plan.
[02:24.237] Those folks were runnin’ pretty lewd scams
[02:26.841] You know we HAD to Robin Hood them.
[02:29.519] And I ain’t never hurt a good fam.
[02:32.175] But these pigs gettin’ cooked H.A.M.
[02:34.937] About time someone took them.
[02:37.589] We got the greedy gettin shook man.
[02:39.783] Verse 3:
[02:40.371] The 27th, I’m callin my man North.
[02:42.203] Tell him “Nick, you got the transfer the one that you asked for?”
[02:45.084] He starts laughing from his gut, it’s as jolly as hell
[02:47.528] He’s like “I asked for a donation, what you gave us was well…
[02:50.326] let’s say that every single boy and girl that lives on the planet
[02:52.972] Regardless of race or creed, is getting gifted from Santa.”
[02:55.622] I was like “Word, I’m just glad that you’d need it.
[02:58.309] And this time next year I had plans to repeat it.”
[03:01.279] Fast forward 12 months, I’m wakin up by the tree.
[03:03.700] There’s a little wrapped box from Santa to me.
[03:06.367] Open it up start to laugh, that punk he gave me coal.
[03:09.012] With a note saying “Flowny you’re naughty because you stole”
[03:11.889] Tossed the coal onto a pile i’ve been keeping for years.
[03:14.281] Feel the friendship in the air, hearing tidings of cheer.
[03:17.014] Call up Teddy and Phonic and say “Let’s suit up tonight.”
[03:19.555] Now it’s tradition every year to run the XMAS DAY Heist.