[00:00.86]MAUREEN (in front of a microphone)[00:03.56]Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland.[00:12.05]It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty.[00:18.95]Out of the abyss walked a cow -- Elsie.[00:23.87]I asked if she had anything to drink.[00:26.25]She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk.[00:35.56]In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke."[00:45.71]She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon"[00:55.81]"They've closed everything real down ... like barns, troughs, performance spaces ...[01:06.79]And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life.[01:17.50]But there is a way out ...[01:20.03]BACKUPS[01:20.77]Leap of faith, leap of faith[01:23.55]Leap of faith, leap of faith[01:25.88]MAUREEN[01:26.62]"Only thing to do is jump over the moon"[01:32.82]I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied[01:41.41]to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed[01:45.14]in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff[01:50.01]by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! -- I've gotta (gatta etc.) find a way[02:14.46]"To jump over the moon[02:18.02]Only thing to do is jump over the moon"[02:26.87]Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny.[02:34.96]And although he once had principles,[02:37.18]He abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.[02:43.81]oh-1-2-3-"That's bull," he said.[02:48.25]"Ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy.[02:53.21]And the dish and the spoon were evicted from the table -- and eloped ...[02:57.07]She's had trouble with that milk and the moon ever since.[03:00.37]Maybe it's a female thing.[03:03.52]'Cause who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway?...[03:07.37]Walls ain't so bad.[03:09.27]The dish and the spoon for instance.[03:11.09]They were down on their luck - they come knocked on my doghouse door.[03:14.10]I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to China!"[03:20.03]"The only way out is up," Elsie whispered to me.[03:25.03]"A leap of faith. Still thirsty?"[03:36.77]Parched. "Have some milk."[03:47.07]and I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder[03:51.56]And I sucked the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted."[03:58.33](MAUREEN makes a slurping, sucking sound.)[04:01.43]"Climb on board," she said.[04:04.66]And as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland,[04:08.05]We reared back, we sprang into a gallop.[04:12.22]Leaping out of orbit!!![04:14.77]I awoke singing[04:17.09]BACKUPS[04:18.44]Leap of faith, etc.[04:21.39]MAUREEN[04:24.09]Only thing to do[04:26.86]Only thing to do is jump[04:29.70]Only thing to do is jump over the moon[04:35.67]Only thing to do is jump over the moon[04:41.12]Over the moon -- over the[04:48.52]Moooooooo[04:51.64]Moooooooo[04:52.82]Moooooooo[04:55.66]Moo with me.[04:59.08]"Please, sir, could you give me a long moo"[05:01.50]"moo"[05:02.32]"moo"[05:03.38](MAUREEN)yes![05:04.07]"moo"[05:04.74](MAUREEN)yes!moo with me![05:07.04]"moo"etc.[05:09.38]MAUREEN[05:09.77]yes!moo with me![05:12.13]yes! it sound beautiful! moo![05:15.84]let me hear you new york city![05:20.55]think you.