[00:00.686] So, Jimmy, I hear you're headed off to college next year[00:04.227] Ahh yup, that's right grandpa[00:06.137] Ohoho, oh I remember college like it was yesterday[00:09.910] Really? What was college like back in 2020?[00:12.716] Well, Jimmy, I attended Zoom University[00:15.717] So I've been rollin' outta bed, at like 2:30 p.m[00:17.922] And now I'm tryna' go to class, but I can't even get in[00:20.717] My teacher like 65, I swear she don't got a clue[00:23.313] I think she's tryna' give a lecture, but this b!tch is on mute[00:26.040] So I said "Fxck that", I'm about to call up the boys[00:28.689] And we were playin' Minecraft, when suddenly I heard a noise[00:31.335] My teacher asked me, "Do you know the powerhouse of the cell?"[00:34.026] But I said, "Sorry ma'am, this diamond ore ain't gonna mine itself"[00:36.656] 'Cause I don't wanna go to school[00:39.113] But there nothing else to do[00:41.832] So I'mma just hop on Zoom now[00:44.952] Man, what the fxck am I doin'?[00:47.058] But honestly, maybe this quarantine ain't so bad[00:49.911] And smoking gas inside my bedroom while she's teachin' me math[00:52.565] My mama knockin' at the door, askin' what's going on[00:55.273] I said it's all for science class, then I showed her my bong[00:57.975] But now I'm bored and kinda horny stuck inside of this classroom[01:00.601] I raised my hand and say, "I gotta go to the bathroom"[01:03.354] My teacher gettin' mad, told me, "Sit the fxck down!"[01:06.079] But I don't really give a damn, she can kiss my nuts now[01:08.580] I opened up another tab and you know I'm on Xvideos[01:11.550] Searching for big titty hoes who also got some pretty toes[01:14.187] Finally saw the perfect one I'm rubbing on my pee pee[01:16.931] Then I realized my cam was on and everyone can see me[01:19.458] Man, this sh!t wack, fxck this class, I'mma 'bout to dip[01:22.100] Every single person in this room just saw my fxcking d!ck[01:24.647] But there's no need to cry, I realized that everything is fine[01:27.237] They can't kick me out of school if all the classes are online[01:30.019] Cause I don't wanna go to school[01:32.228] But there nothing else to do[01:34.980] So I'mma just hop on Zoom now[01:38.812] Man, what the fxck am I doin'?