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Zoom University - Yung Nugget.mp3

Zoom University - Yung Nugget.mp3
Zoom University - Yung Nugget
[00:00.686] So, Jimmy, I ...
[00:00.686] So, Jimmy, I hear you're headed off to college next year
[00:04.227] Ahh yup, that's right grandpa
[00:06.137] Ohoho, oh I remember college like it was yesterday
[00:09.910] Really? What was college like back in 2020?
[00:12.716] Well, Jimmy, I attended Zoom University
[00:15.717] So I've been rollin' outta bed, at like 2:30 p.m
[00:17.922] And now I'm tryna' go to class, but I can't even get in
[00:20.717] My teacher like 65, I swear she don't got a clue
[00:23.313] I think she's tryna' give a lecture, but this b!tch is on mute
[00:26.040] So I said "Fxck that", I'm about to call up the boys
[00:28.689] And we were playin' Minecraft, when suddenly I heard a noise
[00:31.335] My teacher asked me, "Do you know the powerhouse of the cell?"
[00:34.026] But I said, "Sorry ma'am, this diamond ore ain't gonna mine itself"
[00:36.656] 'Cause I don't wanna go to school
[00:39.113] But there nothing else to do
[00:41.832] So I'mma just hop on Zoom now
[00:44.952] Man, what the fxck am I doin'?
[00:47.058] But honestly, maybe this quarantine ain't so bad
[00:49.911] And smoking gas inside my bedroom while she's teachin' me math
[00:52.565] My mama knockin' at the door, askin' what's going on
[00:55.273] I said it's all for science class, then I showed her my bong
[00:57.975] But now I'm bored and kinda horny stuck inside of this classroom
[01:00.601] I raised my hand and say, "I gotta go to the bathroom"
[01:03.354] My teacher gettin' mad, told me, "Sit the fxck down!"
[01:06.079] But I don't really give a damn, she can kiss my nuts now
[01:08.580] I opened up another tab and you know I'm on Xvideos
[01:11.550] Searching for big titty hoes who also got some pretty toes
[01:14.187] Finally saw the perfect one I'm rubbing on my pee pee
[01:16.931] Then I realized my cam was on and everyone can see me
[01:19.458] Man, this sh!t wack, fxck this class, I'mma 'bout to dip
[01:22.100] Every single person in this room just saw my fxcking d!ck
[01:24.647] But there's no need to cry, I realized that everything is fine
[01:27.237] They can't kick me out of school if all the classes are online
[01:30.019] Cause I don't wanna go to school
[01:32.228] But there nothing else to do
[01:34.980] So I'mma just hop on Zoom now
[01:38.812] Man, what the fxck am I doin'?
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