Liza With A "Z" (Live) - Liza Minnelli.mp3

[00:00.00] It's Liza with '
[00:04.77]Z' not Lisa with an '
[00:05.97]S''Cause Lisa with an '
[00:06.87]S' goes 'ssnozz'
[00:08.16]It's 'Z' instead of '
[00:08.91]S', 'Lie' instead of '
[00:09.93]Lee'It's simple as can be, see,
[00:11.37]LizaI'll do it again
[00:13.17]It's Liza with '
[00:13.92]Z' not Lisa with an '
[00:15.12]S''Cause Lisa with an '
[00:15.99]S' goes 'ssnozz'
[00:17.28]It's 'Z' instead of '
[00:18.03]S', 'Lie' instead of '
[00:19.05]Lee'It's simple as can be, see,
[00:20.46]LizaNow, if my name were
[00:23.52]AdaI'd be
[00:24.54]Ada, even backwards
[00:26.10]I'd be Ada
[00:27.21]Or if my name were
[00:28.35]RuthThen I'd be
[00:29.31]Ruth because with
[00:30.30]Ruth what can you do?
[00:32.07]Or Sally, or
[00:33.30]Margaret or
[00:34.29]Ginger or
[00:35.31]FayeBut when you're a
[00:37.26]Liza you always have to say
[00:39.90]No, it's Liza with '
[00:40.95]Z' not Lisa with an '
[00:42.12]S''Cause Lisa with an '
[00:43.02]S' goes 'ssnozz'
[00:44.34]It's 'Z' instead of '
[00:45.09]S', 'Lie' instead of '
[00:46.02]Lee'It's simple as can be, see,
[00:47.46]LizaAh, and that is only half of it
[00:51.36]There's another way they treat me cruelly
[00:54.09]How often
[00:54.84]I remember someone saying"There she goes, Lisa Minooli"
[00:58.89]Or Minolli or
[00:59.97]Miniola or
[01:01.02]Minili Minnilii
[01:02.64]So is it a wonder?
[01:04.59]I very often cry
[01:06.36]It's M I double
[01:07.38]N, then E double
[01:08.19]L IYou double up the
[01:09.36]N, that's not me
[01:10.47]Then E double
[01:11.25]L end it with an
[01:12.66]IThat's the way you say
[01:13.50]MinnelliLiza
[01:15.81]Minnelli, it's
[01:17.43]ItalianBlame it on papa, what can
[01:21.09]I do?Every
[01:23.10]Sandra who's a
[01:25.02]SaandraEvery
[01:26.91]Mary who's really
[01:28.77]MareeEvery
[01:30.72]Joan who is a
[01:32.64]JoanneHas got to agree with me when
[01:36.90]I'm announced
[01:38.25]I don't mind being pommeled or trampled or trounced
[01:41.79]But it does drive you bats to be
[01:43.95]Miss, mispronounced
[01:49.05]It's Liza with '
[01:49.95]Z' not Lisa with a '
[01:50.94]S''Cause Lisa with a '
[01:51.63]S' goes 'ssnozz'
[01:52.59]It's 'Z' instead of '
[01:53.25]S', 'Lie' instead of '
[01:54.03]Lee'It's simple as can be, see,
[01:55.14]LizaThen M
[01:56.10]I double N, then
[01:56.79]E double L
[01:57.21]IYou double up the
[01:58.05]N, that's not me
[01:58.92]Then E double
[01:59.61]L end it with an
[02:00.78]IThat's the way you say
[02:01.89]MinnelliLiza
[02:03.87]Minnelli, it's easy, it's easy
[02:08.52]See it's Leezy, no,
[02:11.25]Liza