[00:04.620]It doesn't take a genius to make us feel egregious[00:09.789]By rhyming words like "nevermore"[00:11.786]With "four" and "score" and "chamber door[00:13.588]And "days of yore" and "more and more"[00:15.376]Etcetera, etcetera[00:16.959]Etcetera, etcetera[00:18.747]You wouldn't think a plagiarist would be so unoriginal[00:22.350]It's more than just offensive,[00:23.919]Why it's positively criminal![00:25.811]So nevermind the premature, let's get on with the burial![00:29.381]We've heard it all before![00:31.149]We've heard it all before![00:32.766]If some felon steals your jewelry you'd want him locked away,[00:36.603]He's a criminal! He's a criminal![00:39.799]But if he steals your words and makes a fortune from the play,[00:44.065]He's no genius! He's no genius![00:48.039]Integrity is all I ask, the jury has a simple task[00:51.634]Reviewing all the evidence, there really can be no defense,[00:55.299]He doesn't have the common sense to be a genius![00:59.304]A genius.... a genius...[01:06.461]A genius is somebody expanding our philosophy[01:09.980]Issuing mediocrity![01:11.806]Avoiding all verbosity[01:13.829]Avoiding such verbosity[01:15.741]Poe writes of an orangutan who carries out a fiendish plan[01:19.228]Such animal could write the book itself it seems to me![01:22.681]I've discovered a long-lost continent![01:26.414]You're a genius! What a genius![01:29.986]I've decided to run for president![01:33.815]You're a genius... he's an idiot![01:37.663]And so my friends we'll all agree this only proves my theory[01:41.220]It doesn't take a genius to be a genius![01:44.649]No it doesn't take a genius to be a genius![01:48.362]There really is no doubt at all, he doesn't have the wherewithal[01:52.272]The inspiration,[01:53.246]Application,[01:54.214]Concentration![01:55.213]Education![01:56.141]Innovation![01:56.981]Reputation[01:57.836]Dedication![01:58.752]Perspiration![02:00.166]Of true genius![02:03.882]A genius, a genius, a genius...