[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bill Callahan[00:09.16]Hello I'm Johnny Cash[00:14.86]Well the pigeons ate the wedding rice[00:18.52]And exploded somewhere over San Antonio[00:34.31]I picked up the newlyweds and asked them[00:37.38]Where they wanted to go[00:43.72]They said "We don't care we don't know anywhere just go"[00:55.34]Ever since I'd gotten married I started working weddings[01:00.11]Driving this long white limo[01:08.35]They'd had their ceremony in Brackettville[01:12.17]At that phony Alamo[01:21.59]We were 30 miles from the border of Mexico[01:33.28]Well they're in the back laughing at some uncle named Jack[01:37.73]Who got too drunk and during his speech[01:41.74]The tears started to flow[01:48.98]Well they seemed like a match[01:51.22]So I stopped looking for cracks in their road and just drove[02:06.36]Outside of Concan the groom noticed the gold band on my left hand[02:14.96]And said "You got any advice for us old man"[02:22.65]Well I thought for a mile while I drove with a smile[02:38.55]And I said when you are dating you only see each other[02:44.84]And the rest of us can go to hell[02:52.91]But when you are married you are married to the whole wide world[03:04.24]The rich and the poor[03:06.69]The sick and the well[03:09.70]The straights and gays[03:12.51]And the people who say we don't use these terms these days[03:22.67]The salt and the soil[03:29.97]I tried to say my piece[03:32.60]We drove on in silence for a spell[03:40.23]How my words had gone over I couldn't tell[03:52.13]Potent advice or preachy as hell[04:02.09]But when I see people about to marry[04:06.81]I became something of a plenipotentiary[04:12.99]I just think it's good as you probably can tell[04:21.70]When two Adams from the Big Bang[04:24.56]Get back together with the old gang[04:28.32]I drop them at a fancy dancy boutique hotel[04:39.41]And I drive off alone but I'm not alone[04:54.01]Sincerely L. Cohen