[00:09.50]Rubber band[00:11.45]Theres a rubber band that plays tunes out of tune[00:15.16]In the library garden sunday afternoon[00:18.85]While a little chappie waves a golden wand[00:24.73]Rubber band[00:26.48]In 1910 I was so handsome and so strong[00:30.47]My moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot long[00:34.09]And I loved a girl while you played teatime tunes[00:37.95][00:40.19]Dear rubber band, youre playing my tune out of tune[00:46.43]Oh[00:51.43]Rubber band[00:53.24]Wont you play a haunting theme again to me[00:57.06]While I eat my scones and drink my cup of tea[01:00.76]The sun is warm but its a lonely afternoon[01:06.59]Oh, play that theme[01:14.85][01:22.10]Rubber band[01:23.85]How I wish that I could join your rubber band[01:27.72]We could play in lively parks throughout the land[01:31.39]And one sunday afternoon, Id find my love[01:37.53]Rubber band,[01:39.29]In the 14-18 war I went to sea[01:43.14]Thought my sunday love was waiting home for me[01:46.84]And now shes married to the leader of the band, oh[01:54.00][01:58.74]Oh yeah... I hope you break your baton