Friday Night Funkin' the Musical (feat. FamilyJules & Adriana Figueroa) - Random Encounters/FamilyJules.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Andrew John Pinkerton
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew John Pinkerton
[00:14.050]Do you smoke? Do you drink?
[00:16.012]Do your armpits tend to stink?
[00:17.694]Why’d you dye your messy hair?
[00:19.096]Do you change your underwear?
[00:20.778]Sorry, we should really go.
[00:22.179]We were here to see a show.
[00:23.861]Meeting you’s been such a treat!
[00:25.542]Yo, your dad is super sweet-
[00:27.224]Maybe I wasn’t clear.
[00:28.906]You two are staying here.
[00:30.308]Tell me about your work!
[00:31.710]You got a job, you little jerk?
[00:32.393]Yeah, about that-
[00:33.954]No, sir… I’m still in school.
[00:35.077]Learning is pretty cool!
[00:36.758]One day with my degree-
[00:38.160]-You’ll never be as good as me.
[00:39.842]No one dates my daughter till they earn the right, | This may seem impolite,
[00:42.644]I don’t know you. I don’t like you. There’s no chance I might. | But we were not planning to invite
[00:45.728]And nothing brings me more malicious and depraved delight | Our parents… Don’t take this as a slight.
[00:49.092]Than to bury Girlfriend’s boyfriend on a funkin’ Friday night! | Enjoy the rest of your funkin’ Friday night.
[01:00.867]Do you spit or pick your nose?
[01:02.268]Own a gun? Wear women’s clothes?
[01:03.952]Suck your thumb or bite your nails?
[01:05.636]GET BEATEN UP BY ALPHA MALES?
[01:07.318]Listen, lady- (-Call me Mom~)
[01:08.752]-normally I’m much more calm.
[01:10.153]But tonight I’m on a date
[01:11.836]So all these questions gotta wait.
[01:13.517]Got any moles or warts?
[01:15.199]Rashes of any sort?
[01:16.601]Do you eat human meat?
[01:18.284]Suckle at the devil’s teat?
[01:19.966]What does that even mean?!
[01:21.648]I’m just a normal teen!
[01:23.052]-Do you know the muffin man?
[01:24.734]-Or have a Roth retirement plan?
[01:26.172]No one dates our daughter till they earn the right, | This may seem impolite,
[01:28.976]We don’t know you. We don’t like you. There’s no chance we might. | But we were not planning to invite
[01:32.059]And nothing brings us more malicious and depraved delight | Our parents… Don’t take this as a slight.
[01:35.422]Than to bury Girlfriend’s boyfriend on a funkin’ Friday night! | Enjoy the rest of your funkin’ Friday night.
[01:51.965]Please give your perspective
[01:54.491]On modern Non-Objective art!
[01:58.134]Sorry, no thanks… I gotta be frank
[02:01.218]That we’re due to depart…
[02:04.582]Do you have tattoos?
[02:05.986]What size are the shoes you’re wearing?
[02:07.947]We need to know, has your appendix been removed?
[02:11.031]What’s your blood type? Been to Spain? | No- Yes- About 11.
[02:12.713]Were you ever potty trained? | O, I guess, around age 7.
[02:14.395]Do you recycle glass and cans? | I don’t see how
[02:15.797]Tell us all your future plans- | These questions matter now-
[02:20.844]Mom. Dad… Since you’ve shown up,
[02:22.245]Things have really blown up!
[02:23.929]Look at me! I’m a grown-up!
[02:25.613]I can make my own decisions!
[02:27.016]Girlfriend, don’t be silly.
[02:28.697]Do you think he’s really
[02:30.379]Good enough for you?
[02:31.780]Is this the best you can do?
[02:33.463]Sure, he’s not drop-dead gorgeous-
[02:35.146]-Smells like Old Spice and oranges-
[02:36.828]I don’t really mind.
[02:37.950]Plus they say that love is blind-
[02:39.913]Does he brush twice a day?
[02:41.594]Eat gluten soy, eggs, or whey?
[02:42.997]See, you don’t even know!
[02:44.398]This dumb kid has got to go!
[02:46.360]You’re being so unfair! (Listen, pumpkin)
[02:47.762]He’s not a creep, I swear! (Go on, dump him)
[02:49.163]We’ll be together… forever! | Don’t protest…
[02:50.564]Our kids will have blue hair! | We know best!
[02:54.491]Boyfriend cannot date you till he earns the right! | Girlfriend ain’t your girlfriend, so get out of sight! | I don’t care if you’re right. | I know that I’m not quite
[02:57.014]He just met you — barely knows you — but I’m scared he might! | She’s a winner. You’re a loser, and you know I’m right! | I love him… just as he is despite | Some kind of… Greek God or shining knight.
[03:00.098]You’re clearly smitten with his wit and yes, he seems polite, | I hope this domineering message ain’t becoming trite | He’s not a… big star or socialite. | Your daughter… still thinks that I’m all right,
[03:03.182]But Boyfriend needs a different Girlfriend for his funkin Friday night! | So go be someone else’s boyfriend on your funkin Friday night! | He’s just a… great date for funkin Friday night! | So maybe… don’t wreck her funkin Friday night.
[03:07.106]This discussion’s over. I won’t have this fight! | Are you hard of hearing or just not too bright? | You’re always so up tight! | It’s clear we're not that tight,
[03:09.628]Why’d we ever let you sign up for that dating site? | I won’t let my darling daughter date a parasite! | And Dad is… All bark and zero bite! | But maybe… one day, you’ll see the light
[03:12.711]He may seem positively dreamy — straight up dynamite, | So beat it! Scram! Vamoose! Get lost! And don’t forget to write | Whatever! Go fly a flippin kite! | And then we’ll… get past this and unite
[03:16.075]But Boyfriend’s still a swinging single on this funkin Friday night! | Cause you’re no longer Girlfriend’s boyfriend on this funkin Friday night! | You’re not the… boss of my funkin Friday night! | Around our… shared love of funkin Friday night!