Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree (feat. UBERocity & Fightmarker) - Michael Stark/UBERocity.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Epistra Beats
[00:05.728](Let's get it up for Stark's Rap Battles!)
[00:10.478](Henry Stickmin!)
[00:12.729](VS!)
[00:13.972](Phil Eggtree!)
[00:15.970]—BEGIN!!—
[00:16.223](Henry's Turn)
[00:16.722]The father of Newgrounds is bound
[00:17.721]to ground this unpunny Flash hack
[00:19.475]Who thinks he can stick to Stickmin?
[00:20.728]Guess he hasn't seen my clapback
[00:22.227]Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat
[00:23.724]Phil's not-so-Swift sadness
[00:24.978]even your OG design adds up
[00:26.219]to complete Madness
[00:27.729]I mean you're messing with the best
[00:29.227]mercenary since Red or Blue
[00:30.470]My games are a blast,when I bring laughs
[00:31.980]no one can say the same about you
[00:33.221]So riddle me this,if you can
[00:34.730]we know you're not the sharpest
[00:35.974]bulb in the shed
[00:36.472]How can you claim to have fame
[00:37.471]when you're put to shame by another egg?
[00:39.468]Who's got a 98% rating on Steam?Me!
[00:41.719]Who's game birthed a dev team and
[00:43.473]whole company from a meme?
[00:44.726]But then who's schtick got old fast
[00:46.224]with each recurring scheme?
[00:47.480]Cause it's not me who's cranking sequels
[00:48.977]just to make ends meet.GEEZ!
[00:50.229](Phil's Turn)
[00:50.728]A whole decade for your first words?
[00:51.972]I must say I'm thrilled
[00:53.226]In this scrap,you're getting capped
[00:54.469]regardless of the gimmicks you instill
[00:56.219]Just a bully taking dollars
[00:57.476]but got no digits on the weight scale
[00:58.973]So come at me Stick Bug
[01:00.225]This loss'll be your 348th fail!
[01:01.970]Spitting colder than Zack
[01:02.721]-er hotter than Zack
[01:03.222]a twig'll get snapped
[01:03.977]when I'm on the attack
[01:04.719]But if I tried to sit through your whack class
[01:05.975]I'd end up falling asleep on the track!
[01:07.472]Stickmin's just a Ghost Inmate
[01:08.470]so there's no need to keep my guard up
[01:10.412]Hard to Escape Prison when you've been
[01:11.921]surrounded by my bars,huh?
[01:13.163]I'll still be the one collecting coin
[01:14.419]while you're lacking common cents
[01:15.670]And after all your countless antics
[01:17.168]I'd think you'd grasp some common sense
[01:18.666]With all those video game tie-ins
[01:19.921]you constantly seem to harp
[01:21.418]For one who prides himself on intelligence
[01:22.917]that wasn't very...pointy
[01:24.669]Once I crack the case of this Pure Blooded Thief
[01:26.166]Then he'll truly see that
[01:27.422]when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching
[01:28.661]class,I always have the key
[01:30.171]You're no Valiant Hero
[01:31.171]you ditched from the army to pinch more cash
[01:33.167]just a selfish thief with jealous deeds
[01:34.422]I've got this in the bag!(Ha!)
[01:35.420](Henry's Turn)
[01:35.663]I toppled the Toppats,Government,Wall
[01:36.918]you know I pack the sleek flow too
[01:38.416]Your whole deal is "bargain bin
[01:39.913]Ferris Bueller with a dash of Pico's School!"
[01:41.423]But if you really wanna compare us
[01:42.663]I'll serve this Egghead over easy
[01:43.918](Phil:My countless achievements to your minor victories?)
[01:45.916]Hmmm...lets see
[01:47.168]Small startup gains some traction
[01:48.167]Gauging YouTubers' reactions
[01:49.665]Yet you couldn't hold a fraction
[01:50.919]to the aweet deals that I'm packin'
[01:52.417]Banks,Prisons,Airships,Complexes
[01:53.914]I've beat them all,and then——
[01:55.413]What did you do,that's new?
[01:56.423]Oh yeah!Escaped school...again...
[01:58.420]Priceless gems?I steal em
[01:59.419]Brighter friends?You need em
[02:01.169]I'm breakin'Banks and taking tanks
[02:02.668]you use plot holes for your freedom!
[02:03.923]No matter what you point and click
[02:05.163]I top your"legacy Edition"anyday
[02:06.674]But it seems like I had no trouble
[02:08.170]"Completing the Diss-ion"anyway!
[02:09.169](Phil's Turn)
[02:09.669]This beaver's spittin' 'gainst this bread crumb
[02:11.165]from the internet's trash can
[02:12.421]After countless parodies,this rash
[02:14.173]distraction's at his last stand
[02:15.417]Tried to capitalize on nostalgia
[02:16.415]relying on tired gaming cliches
[02:17.913]While I've been going strong for many years
[02:19.665]and I'm still free to play!(Ay!)
[02:20.920]Your lines are paper thin
[02:22.173]cutting less than your"valid stingers"
[02:23.915]I've seen sicker stick figure spitters
[02:24.914]come out of Salad Fingers
[02:26.666]No matter what the timeline
[02:27.664]that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
[02:29.419]"Mission Failed!"
[02:30.172]You shoulda stuck with Charles
[02:30.916]if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan(Oh!)
[02:33.168](Who Was The Flashiest?)
[02:35.422](Who Do You Wanna See Battle Next?)
[02:37.918](Well You Decide!)
[02:40.912]—END—