[00:00.00] 作曲 : Cinco Paul[00:01.55]Danny:[00:01.73]You done tamed me[00:04.81]This buck no longer is free[00:08.14]A lady doctor from New York City[00:11.82]Smiled at me with her eyes all pretty[00:15.23]Now I'm hooked and it's made me giddy[00:18.52]You done tamed me[00:21.14][00:21.48]Melissa:[00:22.55]Oh, Danny, I'm flattered, uh[00:25.98][00:26.15]Danny:[00:26.43]But wait![00:28.58]How's a broken, busted carney like me[00:31.27]Gonna provide for my brand new, high falutin, big city bride[00:37.17]And the kid that's on the way?[00:41.17][00:41.32]Melissa:[00:41.46]Uh, woah, uh, okay[00:42.81]I'm not your bride and no need to worry about a baby[00:45.21]'Cause I have this magic thing called an IUD[00:47.18]Danny:[00:47.95]Course, if he's a boy, everything will be fine[00:52.37]But what if he's a girl?[00:58.91]A dainty, delicate, pink-wearing, frills and curls girl[01:05.11]That'd change everything[01:08.86]Melissa:[01:09.23]But would it? Really?[01:10.44]And again, I'm not pregnant[01:12.18]Danny:[01:12.48]And so, from this day forward, I vow[01:15.87]I'm gonna get me some money some way, somehow[01:22.04]Melissa:[01:22.29]I paid a colleague to insert a copper T-shaped device in my uterus[01:27.04]To prevent the implantation of—[01:29.20]Danny:[01:29.29]I gotta get some money[01:30.93]And there's no way to make it[01:32.89]So, I'm gonna have to steal it[01:35.23]Or even take it[01:37.19][01:37.32]Melissa:[01:37.48]Those are the same thing[01:38.36]Danny:[01:38.19]Or filch it, or pilker it[01:39.83]Or rob it, or swipe it[01:41.84]Or nick it, or thieve it[01:46.80]Or finagle it, or abscond with it[01:47.14]Or purloin it, or misappropriate with it