[00:01.08]Hedwig And Angry Inch[00:01.81]-Wig in a Box-[00:02.45][00:03.15][00:03.99]The Germans are a patient people,[00:07.07]and good things come to those who wait.[00:09.13][00:29.79]On nights[00:33.01]Like this[00:37.13]When the world's a bit amiss[00:43.37]And the lights go down across the trailer park[00:52.07]I get down[00:54.39]I feel had[00:58.81]Feel on the verge of going mad[01:04.51]Then it's time to punch the clock[01:06.97][01:08.94]I put on some makeup[01:12.54]Turn on the tape deck[01:15.97]And put the wig back on my head[01:24.10]Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight Checkout Queen[01:30.22]Until I head home[01:32.66]And I put myself to bed[01:34.41][01:42.75]I look back on where I'm from[01:47.11]Look at the womam I've become[01:51.48]And the strangest things seem suddenly routine[01:58.25]I look up from my vermouth on the rocks[02:02.50]A gift-wrapped wig still in the box[02:06.81]Of towering velveteen[02:09.04][02:10.22]I put on some makeup[02:13.99]Some LaVern Baker[02:17.52]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf[02:24.96]Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963[02:31.28]Until I wake up and I turn back to myself[02:36.57][02:44.17]Some girls they got natural ease[02:48.27]They wear it any way they please[02:52.56]With their French flip curls[02:55.11]And perfumed magazines[02:59.33]Wear it up[03:01.25]Let it down[03:03.60]This is the best way that I've found[03:07.94]To be the best you've ever seen[03:10.82][03:11.53]I put on some makeup[03:15.16]Turn on the eight-track[03:18.56]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf[03:26.73]Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV[03:32.61]Until I wake up[03:34.81]and I turn back to myself[03:38.63][03:40.55]Shag,bi-level bob,Dorothy Hamill do[03:43.67]Sausage curls,chicken wings[03:45.32]It's all because of you[03:46.89]With your blow-dried feather back[03:48.52]Toni home wave,too[03:50.25]Flip,'fro,frizz,flop[03:52.13][03:53.36]It's all because of you ×3[04:00.05][04:09.79]Okay,everybody![04:12.97]I put on some makeup[04:16.72]Turn on the 8-track[04:19.97]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf[04:27.85]Suddenly I'm this punk rock star[04:31.52]Of stage and screen[04:33.67]And I ain't never[04:36.52]I'm never turning back[04:40.14][04:43.30][04:50.58]Do-do-do do-do do-do ×6[05:09.41]