[00:00.000] 作曲 : Hayden Silas Anhedonia[07:47.663][Spoken Outro][07:48.664]So he decided the best way to end his life was to have a heart attack[07:55.191]He thought he could induce the heart attack by running a very fast way for a sizable distance[08:05.743]Going as far as he could until he dies[08:09.916]So he set out to run as hard as he could[08:12.936]He ran and he ran until he was exhausted and he collapsed[08:18.292]Alas he didn't die[08:20.805]So the next night he tried the same thing and he ran again[08:25.838]And he still didn't die[08:27.344]So he tried again the third night[08:29.855]And then the fourth and the fifth[08:34.122]And after this had been going on for a week[08:37.677]He felt so good that he didn't want to kill himself anymore