[00:00.000] 作词 : Nathan Tysen[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jason Howland[00:05.607]When my husband George proposed to me[00:09.739]I couldn’t help but panic[00:12.288]Never in my wildest fantasy[00:15.848]Did I marry a mechanic[00:18.365]But George he said, we’ll strike it rich,[00:21.154]You’ll see[00:22.279]For i am what you call an up and comer[00:25.102]And so I gave the boy a chance[00:26.689]Prayed he would advance[00:28.499]At least he’s not a plumber[00:31.300]When i saw him walking down the aisle[00:34.794]He actually looked cute[00:37.365]I couldn’t help but crack a smile[00:41.033]He had bought himself a suit![00:43.732]I let him put a ring on me[00:46.506]And gee he looked so handsome in his bib and tucker[00:50.277]I promised him fidelity for eternity[00:53.787]And boy was I a sucker[00:57.365]It was a second-hand suit![01:00.421]He had to borrow a suit for our wedding day[01:03.743]His dreams were all a mirage[01:06.563]And now I live above a garage[01:10.515]I met Mister Buchanan on a train[01:14.353]He looked just like a lion[01:16.087]Roar[01:17.142]Sittin at the top of the food chain[01:20.834]I tell you sparks were flyin’[01:23.389]From the minute that we met[01:26.208]Kismet[01:27.560]We both knew that it was now or never[01:30.370]On the way to the hotel,[01:32.232]All I thought was, hell[01:34.001]You can’t live forever![01:37.603]It’s bad enough that I was born to live among[01:41.971]The lowest on the ladder[01:43.988]I married up and never left the bottom rung[01:48.456]But now it doesn’t matter[01:50.527]You make a vow to stick through thick and thin[01:53.376]And then you learn the vow’s a bunch of twaddle[01:56.417]If you hate the wreck you’re in[01:57.931]Screw the thick and thin[01:59.746]And look for a new model![02:12.904]I’m done with second-hand suits[02:17.720]I’m done with second-hand suits on a wedding day[02:22.304]No more settling for less[02:24.579]I’ll live a life of dressing to impress[02:29.281]Time for life at the ritz[02:32.417]Tell George I'm calling it quits[02:35.475]I finally found[02:40.842]Something that fits![02:47.066]Something that fits!